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    DENVER AP – A new airline for pets is taking off with weekly flights to five airports across the country. Beginning July 14, Pet Airways is flying pets to and from Baltimore/Washington International; Midway in Chicago; Rocky Mountain Airport in Broomfield, Colo., near Denver; Hawthorne Municipal Airport near Los Angeles; and Republic Airport on Long Island serving the New York City metro area.

    The airline allows cats and dogs to travel in carriers in the main cabin of the plane, rather than the cargo hold. While some airlines allow small animals to fly in the cabin as long as their carriers fit under the seats, Pet Airways has no limit on size.

    The carrier will not transport human passengers other than crew and attendants to care for the animals during flights. Pet owners will have to fly separately.

    One-way fares start at $149. Many of the flights on the airline's limited initial itinerary are already booked full with a waiting list depending on the animal's size.

    To prevent pets from getting sick, there won't be any beverage or snack service.
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    "Pet owners will have to fly separately."
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  • #2
    That part is stupid.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Yes I was surprised also about that part. But even more surprised that under a lot of cases, you can fly cheaper than your pets.

      OF course it would be hilarious to watch the beverage cart portion of the flight. Snacks too. I hope no booze is being sold.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #4
        No limit on size eh? Interesting
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #5
          Well, if you book some fatass dog that takes up 2 seats, I'm sure they'll charge accordingly.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            What if your pet is an elephant?
            be free

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            • #7
              If you can get him through security................
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                Is this a joke?


                Aren't we supposed to be in a ****ing recession? Are you ****ing kidding me?
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rah View Post
                  If you can get him through security................
                  What would be the prolem with getting an elephant through security? Has there ever been even one instance of an elephant hijacking an airplane or suicide bombing? G D racial profiling!
                  "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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