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  • Is it true about men from Iowa?

    An extraordinary fact, maybe, was revealed on British TV which quite staggered me.

    Is it genuinely true that 1 in 6 men in Iowa have had sex with a chicken?

    I know that some unconventional practices in other parts of the World are commonplace in the Deep South of the US but fornicating with chickens!

    I realise that egg laying would allow a sufficient aperture to cater for diameter but surely length could be life-threatening for the abused fowl?

    Is this a problem other than in Iowa? Are there twisted chicken pluckers spread across the US?

    I think the World should know!
    Last edited by St Jon; July 9, 2009, 19:18.
    “Quid latine dictum sit, altum videtur”
    - Anon

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    We try not to talk about the states in the center of the country. The inbreeding has done some strange things to them.

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    • #3
      most of them are drunk Hawkeye fans
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        and how would the British know what men in Iowa do with their spare time? Unless they have some bestiality fetish and like to see rednecks screw chickens.

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        • #5
          If you I see you make another thread bashing my home state in future, I will have you trampled over by pigs.


          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #6
            I thought this was MrFun's birthday thread.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              It's July 9, not August 29, you douche.
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #8
                Don't call me a douche when you're a chicken****er.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  How did you find out about my secret fetish!?
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #10
                    Is it genuinely true that 1 in 6 men in Iowa have had sex with a chicken?


                    Chickens? No. Pigs? Probably.
                    KH FOR OWNER!
                    ASHER FOR CEO!!
                    GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                    • #11
                      Not chickens. Too roomy for Iowa men
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Asher View Post
                          Don't call me a douche when you're a chicken****er.
                          I expect MrFun to e-stalk you and send nasty PMs any day now.
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by St Jon View Post
                            An extraordinary fact, maybe, was revealed on British TV which quite staggered me.


                            Im not sure you can trust a Program that claims Earth has 5 Moons
                            Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                            • #15
                              Iowa allowed chicken-human unions before gay marriage.

                              Interestingly enough, one of Obama's schemes to balance the US budget is selling Iowa to the EU as a dumping ground for nuclear and toxic waste.

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