A thread about national stereotypes, without the ugly chicks

[BlackCat]

any information on how many % of world's matchboxes are danish?

jesus, "containerships"... at least we have cell phones

Well I guess that lots of finns are cutting stickers for matches in their spare time, so I assume you score high on match making.

On containerships, well, check out maersk lines - guess even amercans will be surprised

[RGBVideo]

so I assume you score high on match making.

I have no idea, and you're missing the point

being prideful on having x% of world's containerships made in your country is as desperate as in being prideful on having x% of world's matchboxes made in your country

You mean rubber boot factory ?

Finnish people are so innovative, they start inventing new hi-tech products even in a rubber-boot mfg plant

[BlackCat]

I have no idea, and you're missing the point

being prideful on having x% of world's containerships made in your country is as desperate as in being prideful on having x% of world's matchboxes made in your country

Who said anything about making the ships ? They are owned by danish companies

[Drake Tungsten]

Container ships are the backbone of the global economy.

[Theben]

Along with reports of females having higher %s of college entrance and now that guy who cloned a human sperm, it's clear that women have subtly programmed us men to self-destruct. Well I say **** 'em. Time to fight back.


At least **** 'em.

[Asher]

My ****ing GOD. Why does ANYONE BUY NOKIA PHONES?

UGLY. SLOW. USELESS.

[notyoueither]

Along with reports of females having higher %s of college entrance and now that guy who cloned a human sperm, it's clear that women have subtly programmed us men to self-destruct. Well I say **** 'em. Time to fight back.


At least **** 'em.

I second this motion.

[Spiffor]

seriously tho, is there any sort of stereotype widely understood as genuinely danish, other than lego bricks?

*points to location field

[zakubandit]

I met the South Chin regional director for Maersk a few weeks ago, the company I work for ships through them. The guy is Danish, hasn't lived in Europe for over 20 years, speaks English like an American with a slight accent. Cool guy, big brawny guy...the type that would told those women to not fear the lion dong and just accept that they will forever have to carry a big heraldic dick on their uniforms.

[Riesstiu IV]

Swedish men like to touch each other's scrotums.

[SpencerH]

Swedish men like to touch each other's scrotums.

Thats true. I observed it on many occasions when I lived there. At first, I thought it was some kind of homosexual greeting but I later realized that it was more akin to the secret masonic handshake. Luckily, I'm not a member of the "swedish males club".

On topic: The emasculation of the Swedish heraldic lion comes as no surprise to me. Swedish men were emasculated by their women many years ago. That's why so many swedish women marry foreigners (like me).

[Docfeelgood]

Sweetish babe!

[a.kitman]

looks like she is from finland... there is a reason males over there like to pile up toghter in saunas

[SlowwHand]

What's she doing with that water hose? No. No wet t-shirt allowed.

[a.kitman]

does it really matter if here clothes are wet or not? anyway the hose is for the fins in the sauna, thats how much water they need to get hot whit thos females around.