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Craigslist Homos vs. Straights
Let's compare the "men seeking women" with the "men seeking men" entries, and you tell me who's got a mental disorder.
Men Seeking Women
1. When I was a boy I dreamed of being an astronaut. But since that is seemingly less and less likely, I thought I would post here on craigslist instead. I'm 5'11'' and 165lbs, don't put my self esteem into clothing, and have a great sense of humor. I ride my bike. I cook and read, and enjoy other people who might like those things. Actually, reading is required. I'm happy to cook for you though.
2. Any cute girls looking to go food shopping at Trader Joe's, and happen to be looking for a shopping buddy? I love shopping at TJ's, and am looking for someone to go shopping with.
3. Are you any good at graduate level probability and statistics? I have a project due in two weeks. This may sound weird but I want a study buddy that can tutor me through a project I have to submit while we take breaks relieving the stress and tension of it all. I get very grateful for any help provided if you catch my drift..... And if we are interested in doing this, I'll send a pic.
Men Seeking Men
1. Looking for a nice ass to rim. Would love to bury my face deep in a nice ass and then work my way around front to finish you off. 29 6 190 bro/blu masc bi clean cut professional guy here. Hit me up if interested.
2. Horned and handsome guy with a big ****, looking for a dominant guy to take charge. Love to suck and LOVE getting my ass eaten...
3. I want a train run on my ass. (sic)
4. My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!
Men Seeking Women
1. When I was a boy I dreamed of being an astronaut. But since that is seemingly less and less likely, I thought I would post here on craigslist instead. I'm 5'11'' and 165lbs, don't put my self esteem into clothing, and have a great sense of humor. I ride my bike. I cook and read, and enjoy other people who might like those things. Actually, reading is required. I'm happy to cook for you though.
2. Any cute girls looking to go food shopping at Trader Joe's, and happen to be looking for a shopping buddy? I love shopping at TJ's, and am looking for someone to go shopping with.
3. Are you any good at graduate level probability and statistics? I have a project due in two weeks. This may sound weird but I want a study buddy that can tutor me through a project I have to submit while we take breaks relieving the stress and tension of it all. I get very grateful for any help provided if you catch my drift..... And if we are interested in doing this, I'll send a pic.
Men Seeking Men
1. Looking for a nice ass to rim. Would love to bury my face deep in a nice ass and then work my way around front to finish you off. 29 6 190 bro/blu masc bi clean cut professional guy here. Hit me up if interested.
2. Horned and handsome guy with a big ****, looking for a dominant guy to take charge. Love to suck and LOVE getting my ass eaten...
3. I want a train run on my ass. (sic)
4. My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!
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