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I remember KH and others talking about observed phenomena wrt quantum physics and it should apply to my situation. Long story short some dude was turning in front of me and I looked the other way to better see oncoming traffic. Well then the **** ****er stopped so I wound up rearending him. While this sounds gay neither of us enjoyed it (he was old) but I figure that since I didn't observe him there's no way he to prove he existed at the moment of impact. If this quantum stuff is proven theory it could help my case b/c being old and frail he'll probably fake whiplash and sue my butt and I'll have to hit the streets to come up with the cash to pay for his waning years at his new summer home in Cape Cod. 
If this doesn't work I'll resort to questioning his sanity as he had a Florida plate and was driving in Indiana, which means he was vacationing here. Clearly a deranged mind as no sane person vacations in Indiana they vacation in Florida so he shouldn't have been behind a wheel in the 1st place. Unfortunately court proceedings will be held here and the locals think Indiana a some sort of shining jewel of civilization while they smash empty beer cans on their foreheads and give out ears of corn for special occasions like weddings and lynching darkies. :MaD: 
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If this doesn't work I'll resort to questioning his sanity as he had a Florida plate and was driving in Indiana, which means he was vacationing here. Clearly a deranged mind as no sane person vacations in Indiana they vacation in Florida so he shouldn't have been behind a wheel in the 1st place. Unfortunately court proceedings will be held here and the locals think Indiana a some sort of shining jewel of civilization while they smash empty beer cans on their foreheads and give out ears of corn for special occasions like weddings and lynching darkies.
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