Check this **** out !Unknown life form found!

[Zylka]

Oh **** that is DISGUSTING!

Now the real question is. How much would it take for you to eat that thing?

The real question is how much can be charged per ounce of that garbage ball. Just think of those stinky f***ers dehydrated and then sliced wafer thin, marketed as rare aphrodisiacs that you float in shark-fin soup! YUM!!!

[Lancer]

It'll find you! That's what it does! It's *all* it does! You can't stop it! It'll wait for you! It'll reach down your throat and tear your ****in' heart out and it'll stink, it'll stink really bad!

We're all going to die.

[ZEE]

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[Lancer]

I'll not scrape and bow to some slithering turd, I'm in the resistance.

[self biased]

I'll not scrape and bow to some slithering turd, I'm in the resistance.

so it's going to be slithering turds versus blithering ones?

[Docfeelgood]

That's not a bryozoan you boobs. It's clearly a colony of some kind of annelid. One of them contracting will trigger the others to contract.

worms

[Dinner]

so it's going to be slithering turds versus blithering ones?

[-Jrabbit]

It's pretty damn big for a bryozoan.

[Docfeelgood]

Ananova:
'Alien' in sewer turns out to be worms

Pulsating blobs filmed in a North Carolina sewer prompting speculation they were an 'alien' lifeform have been identified as worms.

YouTube clip of 'alien' lifeform in North Carolina sewer /YouTube

The slimy sacs were filmed clinging to the crevices of a sewer and shying away from the light as a camera was passed along the pipes.

Footage of the creatures was posted on YouTube leading to speculation that an alien creature was living in the sewers of Raleigh, reports the Daily Telegraph.

The clip has attracted more than four million hits but now biolgists have confirmed the blobs are a colony of worms coiled together.

Ed Buchan, environmental coordinator at the Raleigh Public Utilities Department, confirmed the 'creature' was actually a colony of worms.

The colonies attach themselves to roots that gradually work themselves into weak points in the pipes.

"They seem to respond to the light from the camera," he said. "That light is pretty hot."

The film was made by a construction firm which had been contracted to carry out a survey of the state of the sewer system.

"We were asked by our client to inspect the sewer lines, which were built in 1949," a spokeswoman from Malphrus Construction said.

"Because the sewers are so old there were many infrastructure issues."



http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3387077.html

[duke o' york]

Yeah, they're just trying to deny that Cthulu exists!

Will I get sacrificed if I've written the name incorrectly?

[b etor]

oh gross

[Alinestra Covelia]

It's a mini-Golgothan demon.

ACK!

An excremental?

[Lancer]

so it's going to be slithering turds versus blithering ones?

*Tries to remember ever treating biased poorly* *fails*