Burger King's Super Seven Incher

[Docfeelgood]

If it hasn't already happened, today can go down in the record books as the day subtlety died. Burger King's latest advertisement -- for its, ahem, BK Super Seven Incher -- leaves little to imagination or interpretation. As you can see here, the woman in said advertisement is about to go down on said Super Seven Incher with a suggestive tagline that uses the word "blow." Mmhmm, I think it's safe to assume that such humor will only be going over the head of those younger than, oh, about 13 years old. (Sorry, parents!)

The "copy" at the bottom of the ad -- not sure that you can even seen it here -- takes the whole thing even further: "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER," it says. "Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce."

"Something long, juicy"? "Yearn for more"? "Mind-blowing"? I think it's all rather glorious, in an I-love-trash kind of way. Who ever cared about cunning, cleverness, and nuance anyway? Blow your mind (and this Super Seven Incher) instead!

[SlowwHand]

I go to 'Fred's Philly Cheesesteak'. Their slogan, which they have available on a T-Shirts, is "The Best 10" You've Ever Had In Your Mouth".

[Space05us]

It looks like they slopped decaying garbage in between two pieces of cardboard.

[Japher]

That's disgusting...

[Elok]

I bet you forwarded this to everybody in your address book as soon as it hit your e-mail inbox, dincha?

[Japher]

I'm planning on getting one for lunch... maybe 2

[Docfeelgood]

I bet you forwarded this to everybody in your address book as soon as it hit your e-mail inbox, dincha?

everyone but you.

[Dis]

people still eat fast food? What, are they crazy?

[Provost Harrison]

Sorry, I only do metric

[Dis]

that thing looks disgusting anyways. sesame seed white bread? yuck. You might as well give me diabetes right now.

Go to subway and at least get wheat bread. I'm not sure if they have 100% whole wheat, however.

[onodera]

I ****ing hate sesame seed. Why do they insist on putting it on buns?

[SlowwHand]

Sesame seed is a cause of diabetes? I never knew that.

[Kitschum]

Food is a cause of diabetes.

[Dis]

Sesame seed is a cause of diabetes? I never knew that.

white bread. potatoes are bad too. What's the point of potatoes? They have very little nutritional value. They have a little bit of protein. But we aren't 19th century Irish dammit. We can afford real food. And potatoes aren't it. So don't be thinking of eating fries at Burger King. Go to a real restaurant and eat a baked potato if you must eat the nasty things.

What's with this spell checker? How do I spell the damn word potato. Is it with an e or not?

[Theben]

no mention of this being a joke yet?