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  • The Holocaust + time travel + Britney Spears = greatest romance film since Casablanca

    http://www.spiegel.de/international/...632338,00.html

    The news that Britney Spears may hit the silver screen as the star of a Holocaust-era romantic tragedy has raised eyebrows in Germany. The plot calls for the pop-star to travel back in time to a concentration camp -- and the Central Council of Jews in Germany says the idea is "reprehensible."

    After the 2002 cinematic flop "Crossroads," few would have been surprised if teen-talent-turned-adult-disaster Britney Spears never again appeared on the silver screen. According to reports this week, though, Spears is weighing a return to acting -- and it is a comeback that Jews in Germany are viewing with extreme distaste.

    pears, who is currently in the process of successfully resuscitating her recently languishing music career with her global "Circus" tour, is reportedly reviewing a script for a film tentatively titled "The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton." The flick would see her playing a character named Sophia LaMont who travels back in time to fall in love with a Jewish concentration camp prisoner named Eton. In a tricky critique of ongoing anti-Semitism, the script concludes with the lovebirds travelling back to the present day before being killed by Nazis.

    Charlotte Knobloch, president of the Central Council of Jews in Germany, has said she is horrified at the prospect of Britney making a Holocaust film. "In films that deal with the Holocaust, the script should be carefully chosen and the cast picked with care," Knobloch told the German tabloid Bild. "It is reprehensible to combine the issue of the Holocaust with Britney Spears in an attempt to secure financing for the film 'The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton.' Ethical considerations should have priority."

    Spears' music career got off to an impressive start and she quickly became one of the most successful acts of all time, having sold more than 87 million albums. But the 27-year-old's image has taken a hit in recent years with a seemingly unending series of scandals involving custody of her two boys, substance abuse problems and a number of salacious pictures circulating across the Internet.

    Whether her presence on the cast of the new film would be enough to secure funding remains questionable. Her first film was universally panned and she won the Golden Raspberry award in 2002 for worst actress. The "Circus" tour is scheduled to make a stop in Berlin at the end of July.

  • #2
    is this a joke?

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    • #3
      Would they be against it if the really kill her? I mean for reals!
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        Britney's List
        Blah

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        • #5
          No ****ing way.
          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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          • #6
            Charlotte Knobloch, president of the Central Council of Jews in Germany, has said she is horrified at the prospect of Britney making a Holocaust film.


            Yeah her acting sucks, that doesn't automatically make a film antisemitic. Some people really need to get the sand out of their pussies.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Japher View Post
              Would they be against it if the really kill her? I mean for reals!
              At the end of the movie, Albert Speer disguises himself as Britney Spears, steals the time machine and escapes to LA circa 1999 in order to release "...Baby One More Zeit" and "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Reichsminister".

              Britney is left in the past and is assumed to be Albert Speer. She is tried for war crimes by the Allies and spends 20 years in Spandau Prison.

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              • #8
                Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                • #9
                  anti-spearitism at it's worst. They should be ashamed.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                  RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • #10
                    So, what exactly attracts her to the guy in the concentration camp? Is it the shaven head, or the whole barely-clinging-to-sanity aspect?
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Space05us View Post
                      Charlotte Knobloch, president of the Central Council of Jews in Germany, has said she is horrified at the prospect of Britney making a Holocaust film.
                      I thought Knobloch was something you put in your food. I didn't realize it was a surname in Germany.
                      "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
                        Chuck Knobloch, president of the Central Council of Jews in Germany,
                        wut?

                        ...

                        Comedies about Nazis ok, crappy drama with holocaust setting, not ok? I..dont understand.

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                        • #13
                          I think it's mostly the Britney they object to. And I can kind of understand. Imagine if Martin Lawrence somehow dredged up the cash for "Big Momma's Plantation."
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                          • #14
                            They stole this idea from Robot Chicken too.
                            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                            "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #15
                              snakes on a plane!

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