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    10
    1.) I have never used the search engine for such a purpose
    40.00%
    4
    2.) Perhaps a few times in the past, when finding lost threads in which I have participated
    10.00%
    1
    3.) About once a month. Limited to downtime during tampon induced toxic shock bedrest
    10.00%
    1
    4.) Once a fortnight. Yes, the word fortnight is set to return
    20.00%
    2
    5.) War of the Worlds almost seems worth watching so far. Is it?
    10.00%
    1
    6.) Weekly, or as regularly as I take my painfully strained, marbled dumps. Whichever comes first
    0.00%
    0
    7.) Once daily. Just after a pre-bed, Sherlock Holmesian cocaine injection
    0.00%
    0
    8.) Two or more times a day. I thrive on conflict and seek any dishonorable mention of my character
    0.00%
    0
    9.) Ben Kenobi times a day
    0.00%
    0
    10.) I am Asher and have programmed an SQL program that scours the forums for such 24/7
    10.00%
    1

  • #2
    Still not a poll. Do you expect me to google "Felch"? Because that would be interesting.
    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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    • #3
      UTF = Unicode Transformation Format
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Or "Universal Transverse Fercator"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Felch View Post
          Still not a poll. Do you expect me to google "Felch"? Because that would be interesting.

          When in doubt, turn moderate search off. Did you see this one???:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Zylka View Post
            When in doubt, turn moderate search off. Did you see this one???:

            http://www.daddyshere.com/posers/ulf...2002_felch.jpg
            FUUUUCK
            I hate you now




            erm.... be advised it's NSFW.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sirotnikov View Post
              FUUUUCK
              I hate you now




              erm.... be advised it's NSFW.
              That's what the ladies love about me.
              John Brown did nothing wrong.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Zylka View Post
                When in doubt, turn moderate search off. Did you see this one???:

                http://www.daddyshere.com/posers/ulf...2002_felch.jpg
                ummn, that looks kinda fake.

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                • #9
                  and another thread I have no idea what it's about. I'm not sure what UTF is.

                  So is the poll asking how often I search my user name? or my real name? I know my real name does not come up (although you can find it on one of those sites that advertise to dig up personal info- they have me on there somehow ).

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                  • #10
                    wow I never knew what felching was before. I kind of wish I never found out. I like being a virgin about some things.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dis View Post
                      I'm not sure what UTF is.
                      If you ever find yourself in an X-Wing, flying at top speed through a surface trench of an Imperial Death Star, and you're trying to hit a small vent; just remember to Use The Felch.
                      John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                      • #12
                        Felching - when you burp and a little vomit comes up in your mouth and you are too "not drunk" to spit it out so you swallow it and it burns the back of your throat... it's were we get the terms the "Felch Sensation" and "Just Felch it"
                        Monkey!!!

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