Obama Breaks Hilary's Arm!!!

[Japher]

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WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fractured her right elbow Wednesday during a fall, State Department officials said.

Clinton fell Wednesday afternoon on her way to the White House and was taken to George Washington University Hospital. She was treated and released, and will have surgery to repair her elbow in coming weeks.

"Secretary Clinton appreciates the professionalism and kindness she received from the medical team who treated her this evening and looks forward to resuming her full schedule soon," said Cheryl Mills, a State Department spokeswoman.

When asked of White House Officials if this was some attempt to keep Hilary out of the Presidential Estate the reply was, "that beitch still thinks this is her place. She needs to stay the F' out.

His Royal Highness Obama was unable to be reached for comment

Bolded portion was written by yours truly with extreme artistic liberty.

[Ming]

I've fallen and I can't get up!

[BeBMan]

That's Hillarious

[-Jrabbit]

In late-breaking news, it has been revealed that Hillary's fall was caused by a common housefly.

Coincidence? I think not!

[Mon River Monarch]

Can you imagine what a politician's "Full Schedule" would be? She could take the next 6 months off of "work" and none of us would notice

[Winston]

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fractured her right elbow

Well that's always a start.

[Japher]

Obama Saves Flight!!!

NEW YORK (AFP) -- A Continental Airlines Inc. (CAL) jet from Brussels landed safely Thursday morning at its scheduled destination of Newark, N.J., after the pilot died during the flight, aviation officials said.

Continental Flight 61, a Boeing 777 carrying 247 passengers, landed safely at 11:49 a.m. EDT at Newark Liberty International Airport, one of the three major airports serving New York City. The plane landed a few minutes before its scheduled noon arrival despite delays of other flights amid fog and rain in the area.

Two co-pilots were in control while King Obama spoke encouraging words to them over the radio, an official from the Federal Aviation Administration said.

An FAA spokesman, Jim Peters, said he didn't know how the pilot had died, adding that the agency was "providing all the services that are needed."

Continental said in a statement that its pilot, a captain, was 60 years old, based in Newark and an employee of the airline for the past 32 years. The airline had earlier sent incorrect information about his age and length of service, a spokeswoman said, but Obama corrected them.

Continental, the world's fifth-largest carrier, flies daily from the Belgian city to New York-Newark with connections to destinations in the U.S., Canada, Latin and South America, and the Caribbean.

Airlines have lost pilots in flight before. In January 2007, a Continental flight from Texas to Mexico made an emergency landing after the pilot fell ill. The co-pilot safely landed the plane carrying 210 passengers and the pilot died on the ground.

In May 2000, Taiwanese carrier China Airlines was forced to turn back shortly after takeoff when the pilot suffered a heart attack. The co-pilot returned the plane to the airport and the pilot died soon after arriving at a hospital.

In March 1997, a Gulf Air Airbus A-320 skidded at Abu Dhabi airport after a pilot had a heart attack right at takeoff.

Later today it is expected that Obama will resurrect the dead pilot.

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Again... with the bolding and a certain liberty

[zakubandit]

That is about right. Obama has to have his name in every piece of news. Like the Jew basher that was shot in the face...they magically just now found this diary in his car saying Obama was created by the Jews. I didn't know Jews were a hive and the queen laid eggs and one hatched into a butterfly, or so they thought from the ears.

[DaShi]

If same sex marriage was legal in DC (actually, I've no idea and am too arsed to look it up), and Michelle couldn't beat me up, I'd marry Obama.

Meh

[SlowwHand]

I don't think I've ever seen a truer statement from you.

Hard on for Barak.

[DaShi]

[Zkribbler]

Can you imagine what a politician's "Full Schedule" would be? She could take the next 6 months off of "work" and none of us would notice

Yeah. And maybe the Palestinian problem will solve itself?

The Bush Administration did nothing for eight years, and now you want the Obama Administration to follow in its footsteps? Your brain, sir, has a leak and all your IQ points have escaped.

That is about right. Obama has to have his name in every piece of news.

Sorry, zakubandit. Obama's name is in every piece of news because the Republican strategy is to insert his name into every piece of news, and then falsely claim it's there because Obama put it there. How, tell me, did Obama put his name into the story about Hillary breaking her arm? HE DIDN'T. It was put there by Japher in the opening post.

Embrace Reality, Republicans! It's the only way you'll ever get back into power. These mean-spirited fantasy games you're playing do not become you, and they soil the legacy of great American conservatives like Barry Goldwater and Bill Buckley.

[zakubandit]

Sorry, zakubandit. Obama's name is in every piece of news because the Republican strategy is to insert his name into every piece of news, and then falsely claim it's there because Obama put it there. How, tell me, did Obama put his name into the story about Hillary breaking her arm? HE DIDN'T. It was put there by Japher in the opening post.

Embrace Reality, Republicans! It's the only way you'll ever get back into power. These mean-spirited fantasy games you're playing do not become you, and they soil the legacy of great American conservatives like Barry Goldwater and Bill Buckley.

Sorry to you, but your theory that that is a Republican strategy is a bit off base. What is the precentage of media that is Republican controlled as compared to Liberal controlled? What is most media read by Americans? LIBERAL. It's more of a liberal strategy. And man did you miss class when they taught sarcasm? I'm not stupid, I can read.

Side note, your speaking like your talking to a Puby. I'm not a Puby.

[Zkribbler]

Sorry to you, but your theory that that is a Republican strategy is a bit off base. What is the precentage of media that is Republican controlled as compared to Liberal controlled? What is most media read by Americans? LIBERAL. It's more of a liberal strategy. And man did you miss class when they taught sarcasm? I'm not stupid, I can read.

Side note, your speaking like your talking to a Puby. I'm not a Puby.

Point One: Media is not controlled by liberals. It's controlled by multi-billion dollar corporations and by moguls like Ted Turner. Just how liberal do you think they are??

Point Two: The headline "Obama Breaks Hilary's Arm!!!" is not located in the media. It was drafted by Japher. You see it and go off ranting on how Obama has to put his name into every news story.

Point Three: I was not using sarcasm. I was pontificating.

[DaShi]

Zaku is stupid and please don't quote him.