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BTW, yesterday, German tv station RTL had "Snakes on a Plane"
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We need to clone that mustached guy who landed the plane in the Hudson. We'll trade them for their weight in Roquefort.Comment
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BOMB?Comment
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Brazilian air force reported they sighted some debris, but still need to recover it to confirm it is from the lost airplane.Comment
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I wonder if they will ever know exactly what happened. Kind of scary to vanish without a trace.
No hope for survivors. Hopefully their deaths weren't too long and painful. rip.Comment
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I'm sure they will, if they can find the boxes.Originally posted by Dis View Post
We know they had a short circuit on top of decompression already. The boxes will fill in the missing pieces."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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If they can find them. Deep water will limit their transmitting range and the batteries will only last for 30 days. That's a lot of ocean to search.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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Sounds like they've already found two sections of debris, which indicates a quasi-high altitude breakup. Once they figure out which section belongs to the tail it shouldn't be too hard.
They say they're not optimistic but they've found and recovered black boxes off the coast of Nova Scotia and Ireland in similar conditions in recent decades."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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This crash proves again that Asher cannot be trusted. Remember back in February, he was sucking off Airbuses because their stall avoidance system could not be overridden by a potentially incompetent pilot. But in that time there have been several jets that have nearly flown into the ground because the plane went into a dive because the computer tried to correct an imaginary problem. This is just one instance of that.OH MY GOD WE'RE IN A DIVE, WHAT DO WE DO CAPTAIN ASHER. Well I'M A GAY COMPUTER CONSULTANT BUT I THINK MACHINES KNOW BEST SO LET'S JUST KEEP DIVING.
Yes good plan, we are simply glorified bus drivers and cannot know better than something a SOFTWARE PROGRAMMER DESIGNED. You're kind of cute let's go to a flames game together when the machines have landed us and taken our jobs. Are we still in a dive? All this g force is making my DICK GET BIGGER.
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Alrighty then.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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depth around 21000 feet! I had a feeling it would be deep (hence my comment about not finding the recorders), being in the middle of the ocean and all. I like how much more optimistic the Brazilians are than the French in the story. lol.Comment
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I remind you I was right in that thread, and I'll be right here too.Originally posted by Wiglaf View PostThis crash proves again that Asher cannot be trusted. Remember back in February, he was sucking off Airbuses because their stall avoidance system could not be overridden by a potentially incompetent pilot. But in that time there have been several jets that have nearly flown into the ground because the plane went into a dive because the computer tried to correct an imaginary problem. This is just one instance of that.OH MY GOD WE'RE IN A DIVE, WHAT DO WE DO CAPTAIN ASHER. Well I'M A GAY COMPUTER CONSULTANT BUT I THINK MACHINES KNOW BEST SO LET'S JUST KEEP DIVING. Yes good plan, we are simply glorified bus drivers and cannot know better than something a SOFTWARE PROGRAMMER DESIGNED. You're kind of cute let's go to a flames game together when the machines have landed us and taken our jobs. Are we still in a dive? All this g force is making my DICK GET BIGGER.
END OF CVR TRANSCRIPT"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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You are a buffoon. You would be first in line to sell us out to the machines. WHAT PART OF AUTOMATIC STALL INTERVENTION BEING DANGEROUS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. If I were a Senator I would make sure you never got a job in Hollywood; you are dangerous and should stick to your area of expertise, helping me find plumbers' phone numbers before I write an even angrier post.
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Facts are fact. That Bombardier crashed due to a ****** of a pilot, the computer was trying to save the plane but the pilot actively overrode the system and countered it...to their doom.
FACTS."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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MORE FACTS THE SAME AUTOMATED SYSTEM NEARLY CRASHED 2 QANTAS JETS WHYHYHYH?? BECAUSE WHEN YOU CAN'T OVERRIDE THE AUTOMATIC DIVE, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE COMPUTER GETS FALSE READINGS AND TRIGGERS AN AUTOMATIC DIVE? YOU CAN DO NOTHINGS. THERE IS NO HOPE UNLESS YOU CAN OVERRIDE IT. Perhaps the pilot should have to demonstrate he is not a ****** before he can override it, by having to solve a simple math problem before the computer gives him the controls. But that is neither here nor there. Your unadulterated sucking off of the Airbus' automatic fly by wire stall prevention system is just the kind of attitude that will get people killed on those planes if it hasn't already. I do not know what happened during your childhood to make your attachment to the obviously faulty Airbus Automatic fly by wire stall prevention system so profound. Perhaps your dick stalls and your are projecting. I suggest treatment or a fact checking session. m:aDM :AMDAld :MAD:
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