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  • #16
    .....unfortunately for the Church, the Japanese have not made an altar boy model....

    (someone had to say it)
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    "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
    "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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    • #17
      hur hur
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      • #18
        For the nuns!


        "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
        "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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        • #19
          As long as the robots don't dream of electric sheep...
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • #20
            Its masturbation in my mind- If there is only one living thing participating then its one person masturbating with sex toys

            The toys may be advanced or lifelike but it still sounds like masturbation to me

            I have no idea what the Church may think-- they should probably jsut stay out of it
            You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Berzerker View Post
              no stds
              Electric gonorrhea, the noisy killer.
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Berzerker View Post
                robots aint alive
                Tell that to the Cylons.
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #23
                  I wanted to post the same
                  Blah

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                  • #24
                    realistic robot


                    Just marry an English chick and be done with it.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Flubber View Post
                      Its masturbation in my mind- If there is only one living thing participating then its one person masturbating with sex toys

                      The toys may be advanced or lifelike but it still sounds like masturbation to me
                      agreed. But since the church doesn't condone masturbation, I have to assume they won't condone this.

                      But winston gets the award for best post in the thread.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #26
                        I'd need to investigate this question further.
                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #27
                          You could start with the fuel intake on a predator drone.

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                          • #28
                            If you think the RCC would categorize this as adultery, you're nuts. They're way too legalistic to be that sloppy. And just labeling it masturbation, while accurate, doesn't sound nearly thorough enough for them. Five hundred cardinals and theologians would convene, flip through the complete works of Augustine for precedent, argue for five weeks and conclude by issuing a papal bull, "Omnum Sanctum Opprobium Kinkius Roboticae," stating that robo-slave humping is a rank three venal sin in its own special category, requiring twenty hail marys and a hundred paternosters to absolve. Plus you have to break the robot down into parts, sell the parts that don't look dirty, melt down the parts that do look dirty and sell the rubber/metal, and donate all proceeds to the church as penance. Finally, if the robot looks like your own gender you probably have to hit yourself too, or something.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                              Electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer.
                              even worse.

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                              • #30
                                Hitting yourself in ChurchSpeak is called 'Self-Flagellation'.
                                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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