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  • #16
    I'm a curves man.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    • #17
      Her ability to shut the **** up.
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
      Ultima Ratio Regum

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      • #18
        I hear if they have something in their mouths, they don't talk as much.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #19
          I couldn't say, I'm only attracted to women when I'm completely wasted. Maybe what Cockney said, or the face perhaps...
          "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
          "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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          • #20
            Smile is the one that usually differentiates between the merely pretty and the sexy hot ones.

            Originally posted by RAH
            Knockers catch the eye, rear and legs make you follow, smile for the conquest.
            QFMFT.
            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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            • #21
              Magnets. Then bewbs. Nose is important.
              I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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              • #22
                Short term: legs and ass
                Slightly longer term: smile
                "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                • #23
                  Eyes, must be mischievous and not cold. Then, if she not wider than a small truck, she has a chance. Of couse, these days it's all done for the exercise. Already have more than I can handle. That is not a complaint.
                  No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
                  "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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                  • #24
                    Damned mormons
                    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                    • #25
                      That she remembers my name

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by rah View Post
                        Yeah, that's probably it.
                        I was referring to the 2nd something. The 1st something is clearly her T&A + face.
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #27
                          It depends on whether shes walking toward me or away from me.
                          We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                          If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                          Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Theben View Post
                            I was referring to the 2nd something. The 1st something is clearly her T&A + face.
                            You've just named my top three targets (yes, I mean that literally).

                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by DanS View Post
                              I'm a curves man.
                              Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                              • #30
                                Once got a new colleague - four years older than me, no butt, no bosom, early grey haired - looked into her eyes - ....
                                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                                Steven Weinberg

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