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  • Before searching for extraterrestrial inteilligent life . . .

    shouldn't we first try to see if there is intelligent life here on Earth?
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    We need to find spellcheckers before we can send massages out to the tsars.
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    • #3
      define "intelligent"
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MrFun View Post
        shouldn't we first try to see if there is intelligent life here on Earth?
        We didn't find any so we have to look elsewhere.
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        • #5
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Japher View Post
            define "intelligent"
            by the extent to which it disagrees with Ben.


            Remember, kids: Reduce, Re-use, Recycle!
            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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            • #7
              If you need quick access to an ironicly-placed rimshot sound to mock your friends, or a genuinely-placed rimshot to put your great joke over the top, you've come to the right place.





              So when you're feeling very small and insecure,
              And how amazingly unlikely is your birth,
              Just pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
              'Cuz there's bugger all down here on Earth. --Eric Idle
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Japher View Post
                define "intelligent"
                If you can open a sealed tin can without a can opener, you're intelligent.
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MrFun

                  Before searching for extraterrestrial inteilligent life . . .


                  One should first put thread titles through a spell checker.
                  Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                  I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by self biased View Post
                    by the extent to which it disagrees with Ben.


                    Remember, kids: Reduce, Re-use, Recycle!
                    But credit your sources!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Thoth View Post
                      One should first put thread titles through a spell checker.
                      I am on a higher plane of profound existence than you, and you question ME!?
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        Obama should appoint an intelligence czar
                        Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                          I am on a higher plane of profound existence than you, and you question ME!?
                          Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                          I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by self biased View Post
                            Remember, kids: Reduce, Re-use, Recycle!
                            Condoms too?
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Theben View Post
                              Condoms too?
                              No silly, kids aren't allowed to use condoms. Abstinence only!
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