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So, I used to nail this one chick on a regular basis, like all red-blooded heterosexual men, m i rite? HI-FIVE!
Anyway, all the girls seem to like me, particularly because I'm handsome, like to talk, and am a whole lot of fun.
But she's now gone missing (a rather drastic weight loss, I'd say), and my apartment's got an empty bed; my friends are wondering about the wedding, and they're not listening to a word I've said.
So I'm going to take my mom out all night, show her what everything's about. I'll get her drunk on cheap champagne, and we'll let the good times roll out--even if the music sucks, 'cause we'll sing along no matter what.
And the dancers at the Lucky Horseshoe don't mind if you tip 'em...
Anyway, all the girls seem to like me, particularly because I'm handsome, like to talk, and am a whole lot of fun.
But she's now gone missing (a rather drastic weight loss, I'd say), and my apartment's got an empty bed; my friends are wondering about the wedding, and they're not listening to a word I've said.
So I'm going to take my mom out all night, show her what everything's about. I'll get her drunk on cheap champagne, and we'll let the good times roll out--even if the music sucks, 'cause we'll sing along no matter what.
And the dancers at the Lucky Horseshoe don't mind if you tip 'em...
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