Detailed and exhaustive categorization of facial hair

[loinburger]

Male facial hair: This comes in many varieties, some good and some bad.

Female facial hair: This is kind of creepy.

Pubic hair: In ribald photographs, this can be made to look like facial hair.

[Lorizael]

I believe you are easily exhausted. You might want to see a doctor about that.

[loinburger]

I inadvertently ran out of thyroxin and can't get a refill for another two weeks. I'm probably going to gain like thirty pounds between now and then.

[Lorizael]

Have you checked your thyroid?

[Kitschum]

Can't you just score some meth for the meantime?

[loinburger]

Have you checked your thyroid?

Yes, it's broken, which is why I need thyroxin-in-a-bottle. I must've misplaced some tablets or something, though, because I've run out much sooner than I ought to have.