Apolyton Glossary:
Glossary
Below is the glossary in text format: However if you have Microsoft Word you may want to download this, formatted by JohnT:
The Glossary in Word
Apolyton Jokes and Coined Phrases-
A Glossary of Apolyton (56)
ACS (n.) - Apolyton Civilization Site
Apolyton Troll (n.) - Alexander's Horse's title for a time, given to him by MarkG and DanQ as a 'Fun Punishment' for _______
Apolytown (n.) - A series of storefronts that were opened back in January of 2000. The word "Apolytown" was coined by the founder, Jasonian. Before the stores were shut down by a ruthless regime, you could visit Jasonians's Apolyton Stock Exchange, JohnT's the Apolyton Bookstore and Cafe, Iain Lindley's Apolyton Bar, and other fine, profitable establishments.
AoE Heaven (n.) - Age of Empires Heaven (The Gamestats-Affiliate forum spammed by YYYH and Spink) See Permabanned, YYYH and Spink
Area-25 (n.) - The forum where Spamgate occured
Audenitor Independent Nation (n.) - A spinnoff of Apolyton created by ____ and ___. It was supposed to be a nation built, run, and serviced by former Apolytoners.
Banned (v.) - To be prohibited from posting on Apolyton
Banning Rod (n.) - Used by Ming to banish evil posters to Mingapulco
Black Sunday (n.) - A horrible affair that caused many to be banned for posting in a thread which a moderator had distinctly said "Do not post in"
Bug (n.) - Annoying and unwanted feature in UBB code that manifests itself as particulary spammy and content-free poster. Known examples: History049, ProvostB.
Bump (v.) - posting to a thread without real comment with the purpose of moving the thread to the top of the forum. (Bumped, Bumping)
Bump (n.) - the post where a thread is bumped. See bump (v.)
CD (n.) - Shortened name of Comrade Dan, an Apolyton Poster
Christmas Smileys (n.) - Smileys that have cute Christmas caps on!
Civ (n.) - 1.) Civilization the Game by Sid Meier
2.) A civilization (ie Romans, Babylonians)
Civ II (n.) - Civilization II the Game by Sid Meier
Coffee Shop (n.) - 1.)One of few legal spam threads. Owned by the poster "Mao". A discussion thread.
2.)The 4th Coffee Shop thread was the longest in Apolyton history reaching an amazing 29 pages (later on Ming would introduce the 150 post limit, curbing all attempts on breaking this record). Currently we have lost tract of the number of the current Coffee Shop however, most estimates put it in the high 40s or somewhere in the 50s.
Deity (n.) 1.) A poster who has reached 10,000 posts
2.) Sid Meier: Creater of Civ, SMAC, Civ II See Appropriate references
Demesos (n.) - Form of governement created by Bill3000
DL (v.) - Dual-Login (a second login that someone uses in addition to his first)
DL (n.) - Dead Login (a login which is no longer used)
Eternalism (n.) - Form of government created by Eternal
Eurobait (v.) - to speak pro-USA for the purpose of antagonizing Europeans and drawing them into rabidly anti-US arguments. A more specific form of Trolling.
Fascesos (n.) - Entertaining variation of Demesos created by Imran Siddiqui and various other people tired of aforementioned infantile goverment. As opposed to Demesos, in Fascesos everything except racism was forbidden.
Flame (v.) - Often used as "To Flame" See Flame War
Flame War (n.) - A war of words when people hurl insults at each other
Gigatroll (n.) - Alexander's Horse's upgraded title after he _________
Google (n.) - Internet search engine used by various Apolytoners including Murgatroyd and DarkCloud
Graemlin (n.) - The proper name for a 'Smilie', however, no one uses this phrase
Green Army (n.) - ?
Handle (n.) - see user name
HARDMAN (n.) - A depraved Spam Entity spawned by ACOL who constantly insults people with lewd phrases
"Hello I’m new" (phrase.) - those threads where newbies get the hearty welcome: "whose DL See DL are you?"
Invasion (v.) - A group of Apolytoner's going to another forum and raising hell. The following forums have been invaded: Age of Kings, Newsmax, and the Chinese Military Forums. Warning: Do this at your own risk and do not mention Apolyton! Two gentlemen have been banned forever from Apolyton for invading, never to be seen again. (See YYYH, Spink)
L&TG (n.) - Apolyton Poster known as Lazarus and the Gimp (has a checkered history with his profile being deleted thrice and was involved in many flame wars with various people)
Legend (n.) - A person who has met and dated someone s/he met at Apolyton. So far there are only two- Tiamat and Self Biased.
Login Change (n.) - 1.)Something done by the moderators that allows a user to have a new Username on Apolyton. also known as a Name Change
2.)Something done by an excessively stupid poster (
i.e. Snapcase on Snapcase) who attempts to change his name to an extremely long name "Like a Preserved Snapcase on Stage" from "The Call of Snapcase" and ends up destroying his profile and having to reregister as "Snapcase's Temporary DL" and eventually getting a legal login change to "Snapcase on Snapcase"
LOL (v.) - To laugh out loud
MBT (n.) - Main Battle Tank. In the minds of those who didn't understand what was so enthralling in MBT thread, it became Most Boring Thread
Mingapulco (n.) - Phrase coined by Dominikos relating to the island where all the bad spammer Apolytoners go when sent by the good moderator.
MlingkosQ (n.) - The entity (entities?) who control and moderate the Apolyton forums. (Before MLeonard's moderatiorship- BML)
MingleonardkosQ (n.) - The entities who control and moderate the Apolyton forums, created by EVC (After MLeonard's modertorship) but it didn´t stick
The Mod Asylum (n.) - A depraved, somewhat inactive website created by the depraved, somewhat inactive Dracon. It's modus operandi was to be a spawning ground for Frivolity and Spam. http://modasylum.cjb.net
MWHC (n.) - Acronym standing for "My Wife Hates CIV", a poster on Apolyton
Name Change (n.) - 1.)Done by Apolytoners to escape recognition or used when they are tired of their old usernames. also known as a Login Change
2.)Someone who does this once is likely to do this multiple times; as in the example of Alexander the Great who went from Giant Squid-->Celestion the god-->Giant Squid-->Alexander the Great
Newsmax (n.) - Forum which was is generally made fun of by Apolyton Posters. Very very very right-wing forum that has grown as byproduct of certain hypocritical almost-journalistic right-wing-biased Net magazine. Place where Apolytoners of liberal persuasion go to have fun. Also original home of few of Apolyton´s conservative posters.
OT (n.) - Off-Topic (the off-topic part of the site) See OTF
OTF (n.) - Off-Topic Forums see OT
.owo (n.) - ? (Official Firaxis forums for SMAC?)
Permabanned (n.) - To be banned for life from Apolyton. This has only happened to a total of four people; Stewart Spink, RainbowJDS, The 1212 Problem, and Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
PROT (n.) - People's Republic of Topics (Thread stared by Alexanders Horse)
PH (n.) - Provost Harrison (Apolyton poster/spammer)
Roland Stenish (adj.) - A clarion call to all who enjoy finance, a "Roland Stenish" thread is filled with macro and micro economic wisdom. Or bull****, depending upon your point of view.
SMAC (n.) - Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
SMAX (n.) - Sid Meier's Alien Crossfire
Smiley (n.) -
, etc. The little Smile face creatures used on the bulletin board to express feelings See Graemlin
Spam (n.) - Useless one-word posts that add nothing to the conversation but the authors reeking presence. Like the meat by-product for which it is named, spam is shunned by all higher forms of life.
Spam (v.) - 1.)To fill the forum with meaningless posts. Perhaps the best example of this was when ProvostB filled post after post with the same message: "I agree."
2.)Another example would be Provost Harrison's 4 consecutive grinning smilie posts
in a thread. (Gotta love those Provosts
)
Spamgate (n.) - The horrific affair that resulted in the banning of many people for spamming in a hidden Apolyton forum and posting pornography see Area-25
Spammer (n.) - One who spams see spam (n.) and spam (v.)
Spink (n.) - Stewart Spink (One of only two individuals banned from Apolyton See YYYH)
Stripped Title (n.) - This has happened rarely in the history of Apolyton to moderators
Suriname (n.) - Apolyton's most famous story thread, started by MrTemba (now known as Phoenix) or Monk (There is much debate regarding this). Started on Earth and gradually moved to the stars.
Threadjacking (n.) - Stealing anothers thread by posting posts that talk about different things than the subject of the thread
Trolling (v.) - To draw ired responses from anybody about anything. To a troll, the discussion isn't the thing, it is the passion behind it upon which s/he feeds.
Title (n.) - 1.)The highest glory (or non-glory) bestowed upon us mortal posters. Titles range from the pragmatic (OT Moderator) to earned (Legend) to deadly accurate (Apolyton Whiner, Apolyton Daffy Duck.)
2.)The levels of posters that inhabit Apolyton; (Settler- 0 posts, Chieftan- 30 posts, Warlord- 150 posts, Prince- 300 posts, King- 1000 posts, Emperor- 3000 posts, Deity- 10000 posts)
Username (n.) - Assumed name used by real people to log on to Apolyton (examples: Imran Siddiqui, Shadowstrike, Builder)
YYYH (n.) - Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey (One of only four individuals banned from Apolyton See Spink, Permabanned)
Glossary
Below is the glossary in text format: However if you have Microsoft Word you may want to download this, formatted by JohnT:
The Glossary in Word
Apolyton Jokes and Coined Phrases-
A Glossary of Apolyton (56)
ACS (n.) - Apolyton Civilization Site
Apolyton Troll (n.) - Alexander's Horse's title for a time, given to him by MarkG and DanQ as a 'Fun Punishment' for _______
Apolytown (n.) - A series of storefronts that were opened back in January of 2000. The word "Apolytown" was coined by the founder, Jasonian. Before the stores were shut down by a ruthless regime, you could visit Jasonians's Apolyton Stock Exchange, JohnT's the Apolyton Bookstore and Cafe, Iain Lindley's Apolyton Bar, and other fine, profitable establishments.
AoE Heaven (n.) - Age of Empires Heaven (The Gamestats-Affiliate forum spammed by YYYH and Spink) See Permabanned, YYYH and Spink
Area-25 (n.) - The forum where Spamgate occured
Audenitor Independent Nation (n.) - A spinnoff of Apolyton created by ____ and ___. It was supposed to be a nation built, run, and serviced by former Apolytoners.
Banned (v.) - To be prohibited from posting on Apolyton
Banning Rod (n.) - Used by Ming to banish evil posters to Mingapulco
Black Sunday (n.) - A horrible affair that caused many to be banned for posting in a thread which a moderator had distinctly said "Do not post in"
Bug (n.) - Annoying and unwanted feature in UBB code that manifests itself as particulary spammy and content-free poster. Known examples: History049, ProvostB.
Bump (v.) - posting to a thread without real comment with the purpose of moving the thread to the top of the forum. (Bumped, Bumping)
Bump (n.) - the post where a thread is bumped. See bump (v.)
CD (n.) - Shortened name of Comrade Dan, an Apolyton Poster
Christmas Smileys (n.) - Smileys that have cute Christmas caps on!
Civ (n.) - 1.) Civilization the Game by Sid Meier
2.) A civilization (ie Romans, Babylonians)
Civ II (n.) - Civilization II the Game by Sid Meier
Coffee Shop (n.) - 1.)One of few legal spam threads. Owned by the poster "Mao". A discussion thread.
2.)The 4th Coffee Shop thread was the longest in Apolyton history reaching an amazing 29 pages (later on Ming would introduce the 150 post limit, curbing all attempts on breaking this record). Currently we have lost tract of the number of the current Coffee Shop however, most estimates put it in the high 40s or somewhere in the 50s.
Deity (n.) 1.) A poster who has reached 10,000 posts
2.) Sid Meier: Creater of Civ, SMAC, Civ II See Appropriate references
Demesos (n.) - Form of governement created by Bill3000
DL (v.) - Dual-Login (a second login that someone uses in addition to his first)
DL (n.) - Dead Login (a login which is no longer used)
Eternalism (n.) - Form of government created by Eternal
Eurobait (v.) - to speak pro-USA for the purpose of antagonizing Europeans and drawing them into rabidly anti-US arguments. A more specific form of Trolling.
Fascesos (n.) - Entertaining variation of Demesos created by Imran Siddiqui and various other people tired of aforementioned infantile goverment. As opposed to Demesos, in Fascesos everything except racism was forbidden.
Flame (v.) - Often used as "To Flame" See Flame War
Flame War (n.) - A war of words when people hurl insults at each other
Gigatroll (n.) - Alexander's Horse's upgraded title after he _________
Google (n.) - Internet search engine used by various Apolytoners including Murgatroyd and DarkCloud
Graemlin (n.) - The proper name for a 'Smilie', however, no one uses this phrase
Green Army (n.) - ?
Handle (n.) - see user name
HARDMAN (n.) - A depraved Spam Entity spawned by ACOL who constantly insults people with lewd phrases
"Hello I’m new" (phrase.) - those threads where newbies get the hearty welcome: "whose DL See DL are you?"
Invasion (v.) - A group of Apolytoner's going to another forum and raising hell. The following forums have been invaded: Age of Kings, Newsmax, and the Chinese Military Forums. Warning: Do this at your own risk and do not mention Apolyton! Two gentlemen have been banned forever from Apolyton for invading, never to be seen again. (See YYYH, Spink)
L&TG (n.) - Apolyton Poster known as Lazarus and the Gimp (has a checkered history with his profile being deleted thrice and was involved in many flame wars with various people)
Legend (n.) - A person who has met and dated someone s/he met at Apolyton. So far there are only two- Tiamat and Self Biased.
Login Change (n.) - 1.)Something done by the moderators that allows a user to have a new Username on Apolyton. also known as a Name Change
2.)Something done by an excessively stupid poster (
i.e. Snapcase on Snapcase) who attempts to change his name to an extremely long name "Like a Preserved Snapcase on Stage" from "The Call of Snapcase" and ends up destroying his profile and having to reregister as "Snapcase's Temporary DL" and eventually getting a legal login change to "Snapcase on Snapcase"LOL (v.) - To laugh out loud
MBT (n.) - Main Battle Tank. In the minds of those who didn't understand what was so enthralling in MBT thread, it became Most Boring Thread
Mingapulco (n.) - Phrase coined by Dominikos relating to the island where all the bad spammer Apolytoners go when sent by the good moderator.
MlingkosQ (n.) - The entity (entities?) who control and moderate the Apolyton forums. (Before MLeonard's moderatiorship- BML)
MingleonardkosQ (n.) - The entities who control and moderate the Apolyton forums, created by EVC (After MLeonard's modertorship) but it didn´t stick
The Mod Asylum (n.) - A depraved, somewhat inactive website created by the depraved, somewhat inactive Dracon. It's modus operandi was to be a spawning ground for Frivolity and Spam. http://modasylum.cjb.net
MWHC (n.) - Acronym standing for "My Wife Hates CIV", a poster on Apolyton
Name Change (n.) - 1.)Done by Apolytoners to escape recognition or used when they are tired of their old usernames. also known as a Login Change
2.)Someone who does this once is likely to do this multiple times; as in the example of Alexander the Great who went from Giant Squid-->Celestion the god-->Giant Squid-->Alexander the Great
Newsmax (n.) - Forum which was is generally made fun of by Apolyton Posters. Very very very right-wing forum that has grown as byproduct of certain hypocritical almost-journalistic right-wing-biased Net magazine. Place where Apolytoners of liberal persuasion go to have fun. Also original home of few of Apolyton´s conservative posters.
OT (n.) - Off-Topic (the off-topic part of the site) See OTF
OTF (n.) - Off-Topic Forums see OT
.owo (n.) - ? (Official Firaxis forums for SMAC?)
Permabanned (n.) - To be banned for life from Apolyton. This has only happened to a total of four people; Stewart Spink, RainbowJDS, The 1212 Problem, and Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
PROT (n.) - People's Republic of Topics (Thread stared by Alexanders Horse)
PH (n.) - Provost Harrison (Apolyton poster/spammer)
Roland Stenish (adj.) - A clarion call to all who enjoy finance, a "Roland Stenish" thread is filled with macro and micro economic wisdom. Or bull****, depending upon your point of view.
SMAC (n.) - Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
SMAX (n.) - Sid Meier's Alien Crossfire
Smiley (n.) -
, etc. The little Smile face creatures used on the bulletin board to express feelings See GraemlinSpam (n.) - Useless one-word posts that add nothing to the conversation but the authors reeking presence. Like the meat by-product for which it is named, spam is shunned by all higher forms of life.
Spam (v.) - 1.)To fill the forum with meaningless posts. Perhaps the best example of this was when ProvostB filled post after post with the same message: "I agree."
2.)Another example would be Provost Harrison's 4 consecutive grinning smilie posts
in a thread. (Gotta love those Provosts
)Spamgate (n.) - The horrific affair that resulted in the banning of many people for spamming in a hidden Apolyton forum and posting pornography see Area-25
Spammer (n.) - One who spams see spam (n.) and spam (v.)
Spink (n.) - Stewart Spink (One of only two individuals banned from Apolyton See YYYH)
Stripped Title (n.) - This has happened rarely in the history of Apolyton to moderators
Suriname (n.) - Apolyton's most famous story thread, started by MrTemba (now known as Phoenix) or Monk (There is much debate regarding this). Started on Earth and gradually moved to the stars.
Threadjacking (n.) - Stealing anothers thread by posting posts that talk about different things than the subject of the thread
Trolling (v.) - To draw ired responses from anybody about anything. To a troll, the discussion isn't the thing, it is the passion behind it upon which s/he feeds.
Title (n.) - 1.)The highest glory (or non-glory) bestowed upon us mortal posters. Titles range from the pragmatic (OT Moderator) to earned (Legend) to deadly accurate (Apolyton Whiner, Apolyton Daffy Duck.)
2.)The levels of posters that inhabit Apolyton; (Settler- 0 posts, Chieftan- 30 posts, Warlord- 150 posts, Prince- 300 posts, King- 1000 posts, Emperor- 3000 posts, Deity- 10000 posts)
Username (n.) - Assumed name used by real people to log on to Apolyton (examples: Imran Siddiqui, Shadowstrike, Builder)
YYYH (n.) - Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey (One of only four individuals banned from Apolyton See Spink, Permabanned)
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