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    So, I'm here in Chicago, and the locals baffle me with thebway they dress. It's 14C, and the wind from Thames is strong and wet. I have to wear a turtleneck sweater and do up my coat. These people walk around in flip-flops and tee-shirts! Do they not feel the cold at all? Do they have anti-freeze in place of their blood?
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    WTF Serbs alternate sane login?
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    • #3
      A black guy that works in the newsagents near the hotel (I swear, all the black people here work in the retail) asked me where I was from. When he heard I was from Moscow and replied that it must be cold there, I laughed into his face. I was sweating back in Moscow, and here in Chicago I'm ****ing freezing my balls off. Going to ride the Eye tomorrow, at least its cabins aren't open. No way I'm going on a boatride in this weather.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by onodera View Post
        So, I'm here in Chicago, and the locals baffle me with thebway they dress. It's 14C, and the wind from Thames is strong and wet. I have to wear a turtleneck sweater and do up my coat. These people walk around in flip-flops and tee-shirts! Do they not feel the cold at all? Do they have anti-freeze in place of their blood?
        WTF? You are obviously not Russian.

        5C and above is t-shirt weather. 0C is long-sleeve weather. -5C is summer coat weather. -20C is winter coat weather.
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        • #5
          That's almost 60 degrees F. You can wear shorts/flipflops in that kind of weather, if you're on the way to the gym or whatever. Borderline.
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          • #6
            We're headed to London, erm uh Chicago for our anniversary the first week of June. 60F degrees seems to be normal, as well as a good chance for rain. For Californians, 60F and rain is our winter weather, so we won't be running around in shorts either.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Asher View Post
              WTF? You are obviously not Russian.

              5C and above is t-shirt weather. 0C is long-sleeve weather. -5C is summer coat weather. -20C is winter coat weather.
              You're obvoiusly not Russian either. T-shirt weather is 20C and above with no wind. -20C is down winter coat and flannel underpants weather.
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              • #8
                Wuss.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DanS View Post
                  That's almost 60 degrees F. You can wear shorts/flipflops in that kind of weather, if you're on the way to the gym or whatever. Borderline.
                  If its sunny out. Wind off the river would make it chancy, IMO.
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                  • #10
                    What ****ing continent are you on, onodera?
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                    • #11
                      I thought Russians were tough and could handle their cold.
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                      • #12
                        The weather has scrambled his brains...

                        Today in Abergavenny it was about 15C and windy, but the sun was so warm that it was total t-shirt weather - I have to say that you Russians are indeed total pussies...
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • #13
                          It was good pub garden weather today.
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                          • #14
                            I got the joke.
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                            • #15
                              It was a crap joke that needed to be ignored...
                              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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