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  • Foreign relations between Texas and United States.

    So how would you rate the current foreign relations between Texas and United States? And why?
    10
    Excellent!
    30.00%
    3
    Mediocre
    30.00%
    3
    It's pretty damn bad.
    30.00%
    3
    I want a Texas-sized banana, baby!
    10.00%
    1
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

  • #2
    We should declare war and nuke their cities . . . except Austin.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      And what should we do if we discover that Texas has its own weapons of mass destruction? Nuking Texas' cities could unleash TEXAS-SIZED retaliation.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #4
        This wasn't funny when I first saw it on the interwebs. It's less funny now.
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #5
          This wasn't funny when I first saw it on the interwebs. It's less funny now.
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            This wasn't funny when I first saw it on the interwebs. It's less funny now.
            "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
            -Bokonon

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            • #7
              But is it funny now?
              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
              Stadtluft Macht Frei
              Killing it is the new killing it
              Ultima Ratio Regum

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              • #8
                Less so.
                Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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                • #9
                  Nuking texans is always funny - it's their "panda"
                  With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                  Steven Weinberg

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                  • #10
                    You can't nuke Texas! I live there and it would be a great loss to the world if I was nuked.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by BlackCat View Post
                      Nuking texans is always funny - it's their "panda"
                      The others, I don't really expect any different, but you? I'm about to kick your ass, Mr. Cat.


                      So this question is really on the internet? That's pretty funny.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                        The others, I don't really expect any different, but you? I'm about to kick your ass, Mr. Cat.
                        Yeah, I know it's bad taste

                        Though, it's about texans so everything is allowed

                        Edit: oups
                        Last edited by BlackCat; May 6, 2009, 18:51.
                        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                        Steven Weinberg

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                        • #13
                          Soups?
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                            Soups?
                            Nah, mixing habits and corrcting it.

                            PS: read your damn PM's
                            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                            Steven Weinberg

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                            • #15
                              It wasn't really a pm. I get email notices and a popup on pm's. Anyway, I found it.
                              If you threaten my life again, I'm turning you in.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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