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  • Cats and Blood Thinning Medicine

    I was sitting outside the other morning and I heard all hell break loose inside.
    Cats hissing and snarling. Banging around. I ran inside and upstairs.
    In my room were 3 cats that were balled up and going at it.
    I managed to get two out of the room and I shut the door, turning to the mother cat. I was talking softly, telling her it was ok. I reached down to pet her. That was a big mistake. This demonic growl came out of her. I tried to run, but I couldn't get the bedroom door open without taking my eyes off her.
    Then, she sprang forward and scratched hell out of my lower leg.
    This is where the blood thinner medicine comes into the story.
    It was bleeding pretty badly, and didn't stop trickling for about 24 hours.
    Now, I have this NuSkin medicine that I can use if anything happens again.
    The mother cat feels bad about it. She's been hanging around me, talking and laying down by me.

    This is really a Poly Public Service Announcement.
    Don't mix alcohol and driving, and don't mix fighting cats with blood thinners.

    Thank you.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    Cats suck, throw dogs at them.
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      Yes, I see your point. Being bitten by a dog would be sooo much better.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Do you have cat scratch fever?
        Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
        Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
        One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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