Los Angeles

[FrostyBoy]

By the end of today, I will know whether I will be going to Los Angeles tomorrow for 1 week.

Timing is a *****. I am not normally one to overreact, but should I be worried? There are millions of people in Los Angeles, what chance would little old me have of getting the H1N1 virus?

[DaShi]

Too low.

[Japher]

LA sucks balls

[mrmitchell]

I'm spending June and July in LA this summer, I fully expect to get swine flu five times before I leave

[KrazyHorse]

Virtually none.

[chequita guevara]

Get exposed now, so you can have your sniffles and get over it.

[Dis]

there's more threat from the gang bangers. watch out for them.

[KrazyHorse]

Number of people infected in Cali: 14
Population of Cali: 36 million

[Aeson]

I flew into LAX last week and have been sick all week. The TV tells me that pig flu is everywhere, so that must be it. In fact I think I got pig flu from 2 pigs because I got better yesterday, but today I feel sick again. (Interestingly enough, on the flight I was served pork products 2 TIMES... coincidence? YOU DECIDE!)

Based on this evidence, it's 200% certain that you will get pig flu if you visit LA.

[Zkribbler]

I'm in L.A., and I don't have no stinkin' pig flu.

[Aeson]

That's because you're leaving and the pig flu doesn't want to hassle with getting a visa. I said "if you visit LA"

[Theben]

By the end of today, I will know whether I will be going to Los Angeles tomorrow for 1 week.

Timing is a *****. I am not normally one to overreact, but should I be worried? There are millions of people in Los Angeles, what chance would little old me have of getting the H1N1 virus?

Sunrise over the Rockies

And you will get pig flu and cough at least twice. 100% guaranteed.

[EPW]

1000s of people have died in the US from the regular flu this year, 1 person has died from swine flu in the US.

[MOBIUS]

And as I said before, you're better off getting it now when the medical services are going to throw absolutely everything at the individual cases popping up now - rather than if a pandemic hits and they are getting swamped...

I'd be tempted to book a holiday to Mexico right now, except they've cancelled their flights...

[Dis]

1000s of people have died in the US from the regular flu this year, 1 person has died from swine flu in the US.

technically he was Mexico when he got it, and he had other health issues. So I still claim 0 deaths in the U.S. Because my authority is above the CDC's.