Container carrying swine flu virus explodes on Swiss train

[Docfeelgood]

Lausanne (Switzerland), April 28 (DPA) A container for transporting swine flu virus samples exploded on a Swiss train, authorities said Tuesday, but stressed that there was no danger to the public.

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/...100185502.html

[KrazyHorse]

Couldn't this go in one of the thirty other swine flu threads?

[Aeson]

Swine flu might kill people, but it keeps forums alive (until the posters are all dead)

[Solomwi]

Swine flu

Bacon flu (on the premise that bacon anything gets a thumbs up)

[MOBIUS]

I'm thinking I'd rather be one of the first people to catch this, rather than when everyone else does...

[duke o' york]

Yeah, only the cool kids have swine flu. All the schmoes have bird flu.

[MOBIUS]

I'd rather be one of the few receiving the best medical care possible - rather than one of millions who can't get any treatment whatsoever because the NHS is utterly overwhelmed...

[MOBIUS]

Pretty ****ing obvious really...

[Theben]

The Welsh prefer to be sick bastards.

[DirtyMartini]

Regardless of whether you get excellent health care, no health care, or are subjected to medical malpractice in the form of scrotal leechings, your odds of suffering any lasting ill effects from this virus are probably on the order of 1:10,000

[MOBIUS]

Another reason to scotch the mass hysteria whipped up by the media...

[Aeson]

What are the odds of suffering lasting ill effects from scrotal leechings?

[Theben]

Ask Moby.

[DirtyMartini]

1:35.267

[MOBIUS]

suck my balls!