Speedballing

[KrazyHorse]

Okay, I took some benadryl a few hours ago because I'm getting horrible allergies (from ****ing plants skeeting into my nostrils due to transition from 40F to 90F in 3 days in Baltimore)

That was starting to knock me on my ass so I drank ~1 liter of coffee (which is not an abnormal intake for me)

Now my ****ing hands are shaking and I'm twitch as ****.

Holy ****, I am high as hell right now.

[Krill]

Cheaper than the crack coke you were planning on buying

[KrazyHorse]

I'm serious, dude. Having trouble typing.

[Japher]

Take a handfull of NOdoze and a 40oz of King Cobra

[Theben]

More drugs on top of drugs

[KrazyHorse]

[MrFun]

Good to know I was not only one suffering in this area, KH.

Management at my apartment complex did not switch over to air until Monday. I asked them Monday morning about it before heading out to work and he said they were going to work on that, that day. Thank god they did - I didn't want to have to start shooting people.

[KrazyHorse]

Dude, my eyes are red like fireballs.

I had a sneezing fit this morning that lasted for 5 minutes with one sneeze every few seconds.

My ****ing tongue itches. Have you ever scratched your tongue? Do you realize how unsatisfiyng it is ?

****ing plants. Pave the ****ing planet.

[MrFun]

Damn, KH. You're really not exaggerating are you?

[Q Classic]

That's plant sperm, jizzed all over your face. It's floral bukakke, not in the privacy of their own homes, but in public.

Thank god I live in Chicago, where my symptoms are far milder than they were in Atlanta.

[KrazyHorse]

That's plant sperm, jizzed all over your face. It's floral bukakke, not in the privacy of their own homes, but in public.

Yeah, that's why I said the trees were skeeting into my nostrils

My ****ing car was COVERED in pollen this morning when I walked outside. The water in the harbor is YELLOW.

What the ****ing ****.

[Drake Tungsten]

I'm shocked that there is plant life in Baltimore. I always imagined it to be a barren and blasted land...

[KrazyHorse]

Plants everywhere, man.

I love how green even the city gets in summer this far south. But ****, do I ever pay for it.

[Jon Miller]

I overdosed on decongestants once. It was the start of my blood pressure problems (Although doctors say it shouldn't have been).

JM

[Theben]

KH has swine flu. Run!