"Why is there gas and oil under the Arctic?"

[Lonestar]

"Lonestar, why do you hold Republicans in such low regard?"

"Well Timmy I've yet to see a Democrat ask why there's ****ing gas in Alaska and the Arctic Ocean and give a self-satisfied smirk to a Nobel Laureate and said 'so it just drifted up there' when Tectonic Plate Theory was explained."

[MOBIUS]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best bit is: He's from Texas!!!

[chequita guevara]

That's what happens when you're anti-elitist. You elect morons.

[Q Classic]

I don't know why you guys are laughing at him. The truth is, Jesus put the oil and gas under the Arctic so we could exert our dominion over lesser species even there.

Yes, it's the same Jesus that buried the dinosaur bones to test our faith.

And the same Jesus who killed all the unicorns because they were gay.

[Traianvs]

What surprises me even more is the lack of roaring from the other people attending this circus!

[Thue]

You should elect average 10-year-olds instead, they would probably be smarter...

[Grandpa Troll]

And the same Jesus who killed all the unicorns because they were gay.

Unicorns are Gay?

I love Unicorns

[Grandpa Troll]

You should elect average 10-year-olds instead, they would probably be smarter...

Great Point

[Lonestar]

Unicorns are Gay?

I love Unicorns

[Provost Harrison]

I don't know why you guys are laughing at him. The truth is, Jesus put the oil and gas under the Arctic so we could exert our dominion over lesser species even there.

Yes, it's the same Jesus that buried the dinosaur bones to test our faith.

And the same Jesus who killed all the unicorns because they were gay.

Yeah, I got the impression that that is where his stupidity is coming from. Or that he was trying to take the piss with his arrogant belief that the Earth is only 6 millennia old...which I wouldn't be surprised at for a Texan Godbothering Republican...

[Q Classic]

NPH mounted on a Unicorn. That's pretty gay. And for some, with pretty gays.

[Q Classic]

This is the same idiot Barton who doesn't realize that you can gleefully engage in genocide in Civ 4.

[Lonestar]

How the **** did an AGGIE with a degree in Industrial Engineering and a Masters in Industrial Administration from PURDUE make this question?

How??


HOW?????

[Imran Siddiqui]

Any politician that praises CivIV gets a pass in my book

[MOBIUS]

Yeah, I got the impression that that is where his stupidity is coming from. Or that he was trying to take the piss with his arrogant belief that the Earth is only 6 millennia old...which I wouldn't be surprised at for a Texan Godbothering Republican...

I just find it utterly stunning that the most powerful country in the world is so often in the control of these total idiots.