Moving to America

[Lancer]

Ahh well. If you're always worried about getting your ass kicked you'll never live your life.

[Drake Tungsten]

I wouldn't live in Harlem if I was worried about getting my ass kicked.

[MOBIUS]

Yeah, but you probably live in the p*ssy part of Harlem near the park...

[Drake Tungsten]

Which park? The one seven people got shot in last summer?

[Dinner]

Guns don't kill people...

[MOBIUS]

Only seven, sounds like a slow year for your average American park in the Summer...

[Drake Tungsten]

Only seven, sounds like a slow year for your average American park in the Summer...

Americans are harder to kill than the Welsh. Just ask the English.

[MOBIUS]

The English have been trying for 800 years and failed so badly that they lost the American Colonies to a Welsh inspired revolution...

A bunch of pyjama wearing Somalians killed a few Americans a while back, and you guys couldn't get out of town quick enough - hence why we have this piracy problem off the Horn of Africa to this very day...

[Drake Tungsten]

Welsh record vs. England

0-87-0

American record vs. England

1-0-1

[MOBIUS]

Which park? The one seven people got shot in last summer?

North Central Park

back in 2002 I stayed in a roach infested hotel I booked on Expedia (that'll learn me!), that was in Harlem.

Didn't seem especially dangerous - not moreso than say Brixton in London.

My guess is that you live in that part, and boasting to those who don't know any better...

[Drake Tungsten]

I live about as far from Central Park as is possible in Harlem.

Not that South Harlem is as safe as you seem to think. Those seven people got shot south of 125th, ie. the "good" part of Harlem.

[MOBIUS]

Welsh record vs. England

0-87-0

American record vs. England

1-0-1

An utter fabrication...

You should check out our history, it's fascinating! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wales#History:)

[Drake Tungsten]

I've got A History of Wales on the bookshelf right next to me. It's a very depressing read, just loss after loss after loss...

[MOBIUS]

I live about as far from Central Park as is possible in Harlem.

So what park where these murders took place, do you live near?

I used to live near Peckham in South London. Loads of people got killed round there, Yardies, Vietnamese Triads (one got disembowelled by a machete in my street), homeless people, french students playing video games...

I am not a Yardie, a Triad member, homeless, or a French student. So no problem.

[Drake Tungsten]

So what park where these murders took place, do you live near?

I don't live near Marcus Garvey. The murderer is the one from my neighborhood, not the victims.