Your chance to be part of a theoretical physics talk

[KrazyHorse]

So I'm in a seminar type class this semester and each of us has to give a little half-hour talk on a different aspect of contemporary high energy theory. We had one today called "Flavor Physics: Not a matter of taste".

The gauntlet has been thrown down. I'm giving mine on Thursday. The subject matter is the Little Higgs. I'm on like 3 hours of sleep right now so I can't come up with anything really groanworthy. The best I have so far are:

"The Little Higgs: A Small Step For Naturalness"
"The Little Higgs: Half the Calories, All the Fun"



Like I said, not very good.

Any suggestions? If I choose yours I promise to include you as a reference.

[Dauphin]

The Little Higgs: What's up?

[KrazyHorse]

Don't get it.

[Dauphin]

Is it top quarks? Hmmm.

[Velociryx]

The Fable of the Three Little Higgs?

-=Vel=-

[BlackCat]

The Little Higgs that could ?

[KrazyHorse]

Is it top quarks? Hmmm.

Well, little higgs theories do have to add in a top partner.

[Krill]

The little Higgs: Not pedophilia, honest!

[KrazyHorse]

The Fable of the Three Little Higgs?

-=Vel=-

That is good. Really good.

I'll try to work something out based on this.

[Velociryx]

-=Vel=-

[KrazyHorse]

Working Title:

The Big Bad Quadratic Divergence
and the Three Little Higgs

(note: subtitle flies in with cheesy powerpoint effect)

[Solomwi]

Little Higgs: The Boson's Mate. The spelling could go either way, of course.

[SpencerH]

Working Title:

The Big Bad Quadratic Divergence
and the Three Little Higgs

(note: subtitle flies in with cheesy powerpoint effect)

It'll work if you're a good speaker and the audience aren't a bunch of puffed up *******s.

[KrazyHorse]

It's basically a bunch of my friends + 2 postdocs + 1 prof

They'll love it. It's pretty informal (like I said, just a seminar class). I'm deliberately not dressing up for it.

[KrazyHorse]

Actually, technically 3 postdocs because one of the grad students just graduated.