Has Nikolai finaly broken...?

[Krill]

High-speed sex costly in Norway


A man faces a hefty fine and a driving ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on a motorway in Norway, police have said.

Officers initially trailed the couple's car after noticing it was swerving from side to side and travelling at 33km/h (20mph) over the road's speed limit.

But they soon realised the erratic driving was due to the woman "sitting on the man's lap", a spokesman said.

After filming the exploit for evidence, they pulled them over at a rest area.

The 28-year-old man's punishment will be decided within the next week, but police said he was likely to face a fine of several thousand Norwegian kroner and a lengthy driving ban.

"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know," Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerud Police District, told the AFP news agency.

"[The vehicle] was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we say," he added.

"He couldn't see much because her back was in the way."

Despite her prominent role in the incident, the 21-year-old woman was permitted by police to drive her lover home.

Um...where's Nikolai?

[Asher]

You know how it is with the uber-Christians. They're loyal until they hit puberty, then they go all out.

[Winston]

It would be best for everyone if Norwegians would just stick to skiing.

[Asher]

And the Danes could stick to...well, I'm sure they're good at something.

[Winston]

Keeping an eye on Norwegians.

[onodera]

And the Danes could stick to...well, I'm sure they're good at something.

Caricatures? LEGO?

[Provost Harrison]

"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know," Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerud Police District, told the AFP news agency.

I think he answered his own question

[Solomwi]

I think he answered his own question

I thought the same thing.

[Nikolai]

They got my age all wrong.

[SlowwHand]

After filming the exploit for evidence, they pulled them over at a rest area.

Uh huh. Right.

[Winston]

Rest areas

[Krill]

Uh huh. Right.

I dare someone to find that film on google and link to it here.

Asher approves, Nikolai. He'd approve more if it was a hot 21 year old male gymnast though, so try that next time, and then Asher will worship you

[Nikolai]

I'm not sure I could handle Asher worshipping me... At a related note, we are going to marry.

[BlackCat]

You are marrying him and don't want him to worship you ?

[Nikolai]

Bugger. I was having two thoughts at once. I was thinking of the girl.