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  • Nothing says "Christ is Risen" like....

    Cold Hamburger on aft missile deck, amirite?
    17
    Cold Hamburger on the aft Missile Deck
    17.65%
    3
    A "Marathon of Various Templar/Grail Conspiracies" on the History Channel
    5.88%
    1
    Sitting at home with your door barricaded becaued the MOOSLIM SOCIALIST CABAL has taken power
    0.00%
    0
    Screech about "What should be done", ignore advice of the few people who have taken part in MIO
    0.00%
    0
    Sleep in until 1330, get up, stumble to refridgerator, crack open a cold one
    41.18%
    7
    Dancing nekkid around the May pole
    11.76%
    2
    Banana puddin' with 'Nila wafers.
    23.53%
    4

    The poll is expired.

    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

  • #2
    Someone didn't camp the respawn site for Jesus right...

    On the other hand, a nice brunch with friends is wonderful, too.
    B♭3

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    • #3
      I thought this was a thread about baking - or a euphemism for a hard on...
      Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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      • #4
        Are you also in kindergarten?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
          Cold Hamburger on aft missile deck, amirite?
          Didn't you do this last year? And where's the "'Watch Life of Brian' 6 times in a roll" option?

          I voted "dance nekkid... " b/c I figure it's what my girlfriend should do... leaving "around" open to interpretation and striking the 'a' from 'maypole'.
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • #6
            Well, it wasn't banana puddin' and 'nila wafers, but we did have ambrosia at our gathering.
            (\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Theben View Post
              Didn't you do this last year? And where's the "'Watch Life of Brian' 6 times in a roll" option?

              Rather, the "Monk" Marathon.

              Wonderful scene at a wedding. The wedding parties comes down the aisle, complete with flower girl sprinkling rose petals. Then comes the beasutiful bride on the arm of her beaming father. Lastly comes Monk, frantically picking up the rose petals.

              Or from an interview with a prison inmate: "After they took me away and all the police left, Monk stayed behind and cleaned up my apartment. I got all my security deposit back. I was really greatful."

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              • #8
                Especially in the Bay area. Rent and deposits are huge.
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                • #9
                  Nothing says Christ is risen like being awaken by a gang of 15-year-olds coming screaming into your room, ripping off your duvet while shouting "hero at night, hero at day" after you being night watchman until 4 at night because of said 15-year-olds.
                  Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                  I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                    Are you also in kindergarten?
                    Only when I need to find you to take the piss...
                    Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                    • #11
                      I pretty much missed Easter. Friday I had to get some work done in the yard. Our house is loacated adjacent to a large farm, and they had just spread a whole lot of organic fertilizer. I worked as long as I could before being driven into the house. I was sick all day Saturday, and I slept until noon on Sunday.
                      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                      • #12
                        Easter is for those who need an excuse to be nice to their family, instead of jerkign them off like they usually do.

                        thoase of us that are nice to them all of the time but aren;t always around generally ignore these fake events.
                        You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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