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  • Megamouth Shark threat defeated in the Philippines!

    People ask me "aren't you worried about being eaten by sharks while you're swimming around in that lighthearted fashion?"

    My answer now is..."In the Philippines its the sharks that gotta worry"

    Look at the pic of this dread "rare" beast...a mouth so mega it could eat a whole American in one bite is best found on the fiesta menu of a cute and fashionable filipina lady.

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    A total of 40 in the world, and they ate it?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      No, sadly there are likely many more than 40 in the world. There have been 40 sightings, and at least one eating.
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      • #4
        The link did not work for me - but here is a pic of a Megamouth shark.
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        I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lancer View Post
          No, sadly there are likely many more than 40 in the world. There have been 40 sightings, and at least one eating.
          Why sadly?
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          • #6
            Fishermen in the Philippines accidentally caught and later ate a megamouth shark...
            I hate it when I accidentally eat megamouth sharks...

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            • #7
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Nugog View Post
                The link did not work for me - but here is a pic of a Megamouth shark.
                the unconventionally cute animals thread
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                I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by notyoueither View Post
                  Why sadly?

                  I swim in these waters a few times a week and I like to be the biggest mouth out there thank you. Have you ever been eaten? You know what the environmentalist said as she was being eaten by a polar bear? "I wish these ****ing things were extinct."

                  FACT!*

                  *By "FACT!" I actually mean not true at all I made it up.

                  I have a dream! I dream of one day jumping into the inviting tropical ocean and not jumping off the top of the food chain.
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                  • #10
                    These fishermen were scum.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                    • #11
                      The Philippines where rare and endangered species are caught and then eaten.
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #12
                        They also procure specimens for the marine aquarium trade by cyanide bombing reefs.
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #13
                          Others megamouths have been encountered in California, Japan, Taiwan, Indonesia, Brazil, Ecuador, Senegal, South Africa, Mexico and Australia.
                          Clearly, with a range like that they are not rare, just hard to find.
                          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lancer View Post
                            I swim in these waters a few times a week and I like to be the biggest mouth out there thank you.
                            megamouth's don't eat people, they eat krill, which are tiny shrimp. It doesn't even have teeth. It's more like a blue whale than Jaws.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              Yeah I know.
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