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  • Wisonsin hopes to protect kids from Capitol nuts

    Oh, sure. Make the squirrels suffer.

    By SCOTT BAUER
    Associated Press Writer

    MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Wisconsin is asking people to refrain from feeding squirrels at the state Capitol because they might inadvertently harm a child with a peanut allergy. The state sent a letter Monday to tenants of a downtown Madison office building, asking whomever has been feeding the squirrels on the Capitol lawn to please stop.

    Ron Blair, of the Division of State Facilities, writes in the letter that someone has been carpeting the Capitol lawn with peanuts. He says the indiscriminate nut-tossing might pose a risk because thousands of school children tour the building each year and some might have peanut allergies.

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says 4 percent to 8 percent of children have a food allergy, with peanuts being one of the most common. Some can have a reaction just touching or being near peanuts.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    Oh FFS.................

    Why don't we all just lock ourselves in seperate rooms 'till the species dies from boredom......
    I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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    • #3
      Hmm. I know there's got to be a reason we don't do that but I can't think of it right off.
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      • #4
        Forcing citizens to drive to an office building to read that letter is recklessly dangerous. They could get in an accident and die along the way!
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        • #5


          Should I post the canadian flyover in this thread as well? Consolidate wisconsin capitol stories?
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          • #6
            Clearly the answer is to kill the squirrels.

            With nukes.

            From orbit.
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            • #7
              The squirrels didn't do anything wrong!
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                They came. They breathed our air, drank our water, bred like... well, like rodents usually breed. What other option have we?
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #9
                  Enlist them.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Wisonsin? I think the question is Wasuon? Since I obviously never make spelling errors
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                      Enlist them.
                      Then we can invade Canuckistan!
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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