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  • Global Economy saved by the ONE and friends

    Crisis is basically over now

    BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service


    Leaders of the world's largest economies have reached an agreement to tackle the global financial crisis with measures worth $1 trillion (£681bn).

    To help countries with troubled economies, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) will get extra resources worth up to $750bn.

    There will also be sanctions against secretive tax havens and tougher global financial regulation.

    And the G20 has committed about $250bn to boost global trade.

    On behalf of the G20, Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced the following steps:

    * Bankers' pay and bonuses will be subject to stricter controls

    * A new Financial Stability Board will be set up to work with the IMF to ensure co-operation across borders
    * There will be greater regulation of hedge funds and credit ratings agencies
    * A common approach to cleaning up banks' toxic assets
    * The world's poorest countries will receive $50bn in aid.
    I really was a bit scared by all this "bad economy" talk recently
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    Let the good times roll!



    -=Vel=-
    The list of published books grows. If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out, head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence." Help support Candle'Bre, a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project.

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    • #3
      well that was easy. Now i can be lazy again!
      The Wizard of AAHZ

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      • #4
        pump pump pump pump
        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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        • #5
          *pop*
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #6
            It ain't enough and if they don't fix the underlying problem, the dominance of finance capital, it won't keep it from happening again
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #7
              Do you think they should all wear capes?
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                Reason #2548 Why Obama is Better than Bush - ability to mediate



                Sources: Obama Plays Peacemaker in French-Chinese Smackdown Over Tax Havens

                According to sources inside the room, President Obama just played peacemaker in a spat between French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Hu Jintao, President of the People's Republic of China.

                In the finaly plenary session among the G-20 leaders, Sarkozy and Hu were having a heated disagreement about tax havens.

                [...]

                The exchange between Sarkozy and Hu got so heated, said a source -- who is not a member of the Obama administration -- it was threatening the unity of the G-20 leaders' meeting.

                "They were going through the revised draft," a senior Obama administration official said.

                The issue: Sarko wanted "a list of non-compliant jurisdictions," tones that allow tax havens, he senior official said. "Other countries wanted it too, but (Sarkozy) was the most outspoken."

                [...]

                But Mr. Obama, according to this account, stepped between the two men, urging them to try to find consensus, and giving them a "pep talk" about the importance of working together.

                The senior adminstration official said that Mr. Obama pulled Mr. Sarkozy aside, took him to a corner, "and discussed possible alternatives," the senior official said.

                Once they arrived at one, President Obama "sent a message to the Chinese" that a counter-offer was on the table. The Chinese spent some time considering the offer. But they took a few minutes.

                So Mr. Obama, with the assistance of translators, suggested that he and Mr. Hu have a conversation as well. They, too went to the corner to talk. After a few minutes, Mr. Obama called upon Mr. Sarkozy to join them.

                "Translators and sherpas in tow, they reached an agreement," the official said. "There was a multiple shaking of hands."

                The agreement: the final G-20 document would state that the G-20 nations "stand ready to deploy sanctions to protect our public finances and financial systems. The era of banking secrecy is over. We note that the OECD has today published a list of countries assessed by the Global Forum against the international standard for exchange of tax information."
                Do you ever see Bush pulling leaders aside to the corner to work out a compromise? He'd probably just rather spend that time in the corner working out Angela Merkel's knots.
                "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                • #9


                  -=Vel=-
                  The list of published books grows. If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out, head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence." Help support Candle'Bre, a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project.

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                  • #10
                    Don't even think about popping corks on champagne bottles until unemployment figures stablize.

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                    • #11
                      This thread needs the picture of Obama in front of the statue of Superman.

                      -Arrian
                      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous View Post
                        Reason #2548 Why Obama is Better than Bush - ability to mediate





                        Do you ever see Bush pulling leaders aside to the corner to work out a compromise? He'd probably just rather spend that time in the corner working out Angela Merkel's knots.
                        "If you aren't with us you're against us"

                        - Bush
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #13
                          Let's see that list.
                          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Zkribbler View Post
                            Don't even think about popping corks on champagne bottles until unemployment figures stablize.
                            Unemployment is rising stably.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                              Let's see that list.
                              Need somewhere to stash your cash?
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                              I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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