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    Joking deckhand chokes on bait in front of kids

    Apr 1st, 2009 | LONG BEACH, Calif. -- A charter boat deckhand trying to make a group of California schoolchildren laugh has choked to death on a bait fish he put in his mouth.

    Capt. Dan Salas of the boat Gale Force said Tuesday that deckhand Jeff Twaddle died last week off Long Beach in front of about 20 elementary school students from the Los Angeles area. He called it a "tragic freak accident."

    Authorities say the 54-year-old longtime fisherman was trying to "make the students laugh" when he popped the fish in his mouth. It lodged in his throat and Twaddle quickly lost consciousness. He was pronounced dead at a hospital.

    School officials sent a note to parents and were providing grief counselors for students.

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    Information from: Press-Telegram, http://www.presstelegram.com
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

  • #2
    My school trips were boring.

    "Twaddle" *snicker*
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      mm scarred for life.
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #4
        Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
        A charter boat deckhand trying to make a group of California schoolchildren laugh [..]

        School officials [..] were providing grief counselors for students.
        He was doing it wrong!

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        This thread title is most disappointing. It should have been "choking", obviously.

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        • #5
          nice thread title.

          as for the story. well not much comment. It's one of those freak things. Sometimes it's best not to do stupid things. Even if it means kids won't laugh.

          I prefer not to put strange things in my mouth.

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          • #6
            Alas, poor seaman, I never knew you.
            "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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            • #7
              Authorities say the 54-year-old longtime fisherman was trying to "make the students laugh" when he popped the fish in his mouth. It lodged in his throat and Twaddle quickly lost consciousness. He was pronounced dead at a hospital.
              Just curious, did somebody laugh then?
              Blah

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              • #8
                Twaddle? That's not a real name - with the date of the article, I have my suspicions shall we say
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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