verbal authorization?

[Krill]

Damnit. If anyone posts "Thread is useless without pics" then they'll get arrested as a pedophile! Nice attempt there Mr FBI threadstarter

[Winston]

1 Blue And White Striped Eyelet Bustier
1 Smart Dumb Ass T-Shirt
1 Black Mesh And Mint Green Halter Bra
1 Black Mesh And Mint Green Skirted Thong
1 All Time Low Bolt Hoodie
1 Linkin Park Black And Purple Tote Bag
1 Metro Station Shapes T-Shirt
1 My Secret Weapon Thong 3 Pack
1 Pink On Pink Three Row Pyramid Stud Belt
1 Disney Couture Striped Character Hoodie
1 Indiana Jones Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull T-Shirt
1 The Hush Sound Tugboat Slim-Fit T-Shirt
1 Sugar Hooker Logo Bandana
1 Mayday Parade Cupcake Tee
1 Ludo Paint Spill Slim-Fit T-Shirt
1 All Time Low Camera Tee
1 Disney Couture Monsters, Inc. Tee
1 Star Wars Imperial TIE Fighter T-Shirt
1 Star Wars Robot Chicken Wars T-Shirt
1 The Academy Is... Stars T-Shirt
1 Comez Darksidze T-Shirt
1 Hot Pink Zipper Bra
1 Hot Pink Ruffle Bra With Black Bow
1 Nintendo Super Mario Bros. 3 Tee
1 Star Wars Stormtrooper Track Jacket $36.00
1 Star Wars Lego Battle T-Shirt

Only one of each, and you want us to seriously believe that you are in fact a female?

[ZEE]

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[onodera]

Thread is useless without pics!

[Krill]

Bye ono, I hope the FBI aren't to hard on you like teh KGB were.

[snoopy369]

Why do I get the nagging sense that the web site is NSFW?

You obviously don't have a teenage daughter, and didn't hang out with females as a teenager...

Hot Topic is a teenage girl's clothing store with 'trendy' clothes (though it's somewhat different now obviously from when I was in high school, less of the commercial stuff), and very 'sexy' even back then. So, SFW, except that your coworkers will assume you're a pedophile

[Riesstiu IV]

true, but i think betor turns 18 sometime this year, IIRC.

[snoopy369]

See, he looks like a pedophile. Does anyone else think it's wrong to have a pedophile-looking guy host a show about catching pedophiles? Really?

[Riesstiu IV]

Heresy!

Chris Hansen does not look like a pedophile! He doesn't have a thin whispy stache on his upper lip nor does he have a mullet and those oversized glasses.

[snoopy369]

He's just trying to convince you he's not a pedo by showing you people who don't look like him. Anyone who watches Dexter knows that pedos look just like him. Especially with that stare.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Holy crap, they do Imperial TIE Fighter Pilot T-shirts?

I must tell Bing.

[snoopy369]

[Zkribbler]

What the heck is a zipper bra?? It sounds like something, if used incorrectly, could be very dangerous.

[Alinestra Covelia]

It's something with a little zipper so that men can actually take it off without a set of lockpicks and a drillbit.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Chastity bras? They make those?

[action=Koyaanisqatsi]immediately realizes that yes, of course, someone somewhere makes them and does things with them that I don't want to think about.[/action]