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    Prostitute breaks down door, demands sex
    By BANG Bizarre


    A prostitute in North Carolina broke into an apartment and demanded sex from three men.

    Nicole Scarpone forced her way into the house and ordered the men pay her $10 for sex.

    Although she had previously been to the house in a business capacity, Nicole was promptly arrested for using “aggressive prostitution tactics”.

    Scarpone’s arrest affidavit said she had: “Been to the property before and performed sexual acts, but was not invited over there on the night in question – she had showed up to make some quick money.”

    After banging on the door of the apartment, she Nicole forced her way in and told the men present they owed her $100 before offering them sex for $10.


    I don't know if I'm more troubled by her breaking down the door or the fact she was prepared to accept $10.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

  • #2
    $10 in Thailand is worth a lot of money. In North Carolina, though...
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    • #3
      That's some pretty spirited banging. On the door.
      "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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      • #4
        @ OP
        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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        • #5
          Ladies, let this be a lesson to you. Don't get hooked on crack.

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          • #6
            I find meth doesn't upset my stomach as much.
            "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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            • #7
              She wanted the 100$, she just figured she would more likely get the 100$ if she was giving them 90% off as well.

              So really it was sorta sex fore 110$...

              JM
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              • #8
                wtf

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                • #9
                  Actually, that would be 55$ for two times is what she is looking for.

                  And as someone who has went to see strippers a couple times, she is definitely doing it wrong even if she is accepting 100$ for sex.

                  JM
                  Jon Miller-
                  I AM.CANADIAN
                  GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                  • #10
                    That reminds me of once in Manchester where I was bawled and screamed at by a prostitute (in broad daylight on Saturday with lots of people around) after I turned her offer down. My sexual orientation was very much questioned by her...even though she was the skankiest wh0re I have clapped (probably quite literally) eyes on in some time...
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #11
                      Little did she know that you have in fact been to the south where the women are far finer

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Gibsie View Post
                        Little did she know that you have in fact been to the south where the women are far finer
                        Yeah, those Dagenham and Erith birds are soooo much classier
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #13
                          "By BANG Bizarre" :\
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                            "By BANG Bizarre" :\
                            Well if you're going to BANG, make it bizarre
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15


                              be free

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