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    Stalin vs. the Martians

    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Martians

    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      Go little green men!!!
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        I was thinking: Greens vs. Red? Sounds a lot like Christmas.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
          Go little green men!!!
          The Russians are wearing green too.

          I really think they should make a World War II themed Street Fighter game. Stalin can be Zangief.

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          • #6
            Their clothes are green, Einstein, Jr. They aren't green.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
              The Russians are wearing green too.

              I really think they should make a World War II themed Street Fighter game. Stalin can be Zangief.
              Idunno, Churchill as Cammy would be downright stomach-churning, while FDR-Guile wouldn't be all that powerful. The whole wheelchair thing, you know. And who would Hitler be?

              Personally, I advocate a general murderous dictator fighting game without ties to any existing franchise. Fear Idi Amin's Cannibal Crusher! Flee Stalin's mighty Hammer and Sickle of Steel! Feel the pain of Mao's Great Kick Forward!

              Also, shouldn't somebody post a link to that weird Russian Hitler vs. Stalin comic book?

              Here it is: http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/1.html
              Last edited by Elok; March 27, 2009, 19:27. Reason: Thread needed more Hitler
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              • #8
                It doesn't have to be that realistic.

                Stalin = Macho brute from the mountains of Georgia. Mustache boomerang will be his special attack.

                Hitler = Will be the Aryan super wizard who uses telekinesis and fast moving punching attacks. Anti-Semitic rant will be his special move. It momentarily paralyzes the enemy.

                FDR = Uses a suit of powdered armor. When he loses a battle, his opponent grabs his crippled body and throws it into a pit of snakes.

                Churchill = Angry and large rotund Englishman who specializes in the vertical suplex piledriver. If he loses a fight, he suffers a stroke and his head explodes.

                Hirohito = Your standard samurai warrior/kung-fu asian fighter.

                Mussolini = That character no one ever wants to play.

                Gandhi = Bonus eastern mystic character who uses illusionary acts to trick his opponents into aggressive behavior. Special attack will me weight of a billion Indians and that is used to crush his opponents.

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                • #9
                  Actually, if SF IV had online multiplayer with the ability to choose skins and attacks, it'd be mega-awesome. Then I could make that "Poly Fighter" game I've wanted to create for years...
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #10
                    30' Stalin is one of the weapons.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post

                      FDR = Uses a suit of powdered armor.
                      And what kind of powder that might be? Cocaine?


                      Anyway, powdered armor sounds cool enough. I like the idea (Though I have no idea what actually the f*ck powdered armor is. Still it sounds way better then the old good powered armor from the fallout series).


                      p.s. The game is crap, no doubt.

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                      • #12
                        Powdered armor is armor made from hardened powdered donuts.

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