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  • France stealing Canada

    Being an Aussie, not too sure of the details, but heard a news item saying France is trying to extend its territory around several French islands near Canada, in effect stealing Canada's territory.
    Sarkozy is friendly with US these days, is this a proxy move in support of US to weaken its rival in North America?

  • #2
    Yes, because that makes so much sense.
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    • #3
      They're aiming to culture-flip Canadian cities
      Blah

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      • #4
        France is no doubt coordinating their pathetic efforts with Denmark. It's these insignificant countries that want a piece of Canada so bad...
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        • #5
          No explanation is really needed. Canada is just so immensely inviting to kick around.

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          • #6
            Canada has never lost a war. Remember that.
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            • #7
              Canada has fought how many wars as an independent country, as opposed to being part of the British Empire?
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              • #8
                They're up against France.

                Even Mexico beat France.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                  Canada has fought how many wars as an independent country, as opposed to being part of the British Empire?
                  Don't you mean how many wars would the British Empire have lost if it was not for the vast legions of manly (yet sensitive and tasteful) Canadian lumberjack-soldiers made available?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                    Canada has fought how many wars as an independent country, as opposed to being part of the British Empire?
                    Canada is still part of the Commonwealth, che.

                    Queen is still the head of state.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                      They're up against France.

                      Even Mexico beat France.
                      Actually, France beat Mexico. The Mexican insurgency beat the French client state in Mexico, after the U.S. told France that intervention would mean war. The U.S., having just smashed the Confederacy and extremely powerful at this point, wasn't in a mood to take **** from anyone. And France was busy in a war with the Austrian Empire (which it won).
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Asher View Post
                        Canada is still part of the Commonwealth, che.

                        Queen is still the head of state.
                        Commonwealth isn't the same as colony.
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                        • #13
                          It ultimately doesn't matter.

                          The fact remains, Canada -- independent or part of the Empire -- has never lost a war.

                          It also depends how you define "war", but Canada fought in World War 2 while not being part of the British Empire.

                          France promptly lost in World War 2, FWIW.
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                          • #14
                            If Canada is part of the British Empire, then they lost a war in 1783
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                            • #15
                              And 1815.
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