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    http://www.kpho.com/health/19024035/detail.html

    PHOENIX -- A bobcat attacked three people in central Arizona, police said.At least two people were injured in the fray at the Chaparral Bar, according to Cottonwood police Sgt. Gary Eisenga. One man was bitten, while the other man hurt his calf; however, police aren't sure what caused the second man's injuries.When officers arrived, the bobcat was outside, and it aggressively approached them, Eisenga said. One of the officers shot and killed the bobcat.Police believe this bobcat is the same one that attacked a woman after she hit it with her car, he said. The animal also scared an employee in the parking lot of a local Pizza Hut.

    Animal control personnel brought the bobcat's body to the Health Department's office in Phoenix, where it tested positive for rabies, police said."My understanding is that they have notified the victims," Eisenga said.According to Eisenga, it's unusual for a bobcat -- or any animal -- to walk into a business."I've not heard of it happening here before, where a bobcat just continually attacked people," he said.


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  • #2
    Was the rabies brought on by Sonic burgers?
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    • #3
      If they had not been drinking would they have noticed the big pvssy walking in the bar?

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      • #4
        Europeans killed their only native big cat (the European lion) around the late Roman period.

        Think of all the fun they're missing.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
          Was the rabies brought on by Sonic burgers?
          Sonic originated in Okihomo.
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          • #6
            It got hit by a car, and people wonder why it was pissed?

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            • #7
              I blame Canada. Especially KH.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                Europeans killed their only native big cat (the European lion) around the late Roman period.

                Think of all the fun they're missing.
                All they need to do is import some Atlas lions.
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                • #9
                  If you mean the Barbary Lion then it is extinct in the wild with only some 50 left in zoos.
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                  • #10
                    Barbary Lion
                    That is the coolest name in the whole world!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jon Miller View Post
                      It got hit by a car, and people wonder why it was pissed?
                      It had rabies dumb****. If you had rabies you would be pryaing for someone to hit you a car or shoot you. Its demise could well have been "suicide by cop". Rabies is just about the most horrible isease to experience.
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                      • #12
                        My credit score is 1975. Is that good?
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