Circumcision Just Keeps Getting Better!!!

[MOBIUS]

I really didn't care enough keep track or pore over the math, but in my vague recollection 1-2 times a month on average probably is accurate, with a few "peaks" where there were semi-steady GF's involving a few times a week, and the rest being one-night stands (many of which were with repeat girls who just didn't want a commitment, some whose calls I didn't return, some who knew from the get-go it wouldn't be a serious thing, and typical crap like that, not getting "kicked out of bed" whatever that means).

Seriously, 60-90 shags in five years is truly poor - especially when this apparently includes girlfriends - but only a few times a week! Dude, you get a new g/f and you're shagging like bunnies in the beginning; you know, not coming up for air the whole w/e type of thing; coupla times a session; coupla sessions a day - that sort of thing at least for the first month of a relationship...

I'm not boasting or anything, actually the opposite - any red blooded male with the opportunity would have that sort of appetite!

But hey, if the girl isn't that in to you - I can imagine her having a 'headache' (best cure is sex - FACT!), or 'washing her hair' when Mr Premature comes-a-callin'...

But I suppose that does qualify as "hardly" compared to your swingin' bachelor pad;

Actually, I'd say I'm probably pretty average in that department...

I'm sure you can't push the ladies away fast enough between WoW fights and inane Apolyton posts, or whatever the hell it is you do.

Well, you're the one with time on your hands...

Never played WoW in my life - and as for Poly, you've managed roughly twice as many posts as me despite the fact that you joined three years after me, so I'm not sure what it is you're trying to prove...? *fap*?

Unlike you I'm secure enough not to blatantly exaggerate my prowess and exploits to impress a bunch of polytubbies I'll never even meet in real life. Classic overcompensation dude. Don't try so hard.

Sad thing is, you're so starved of sex that you actually think I'm exaggerating. Such a sad waste...

The planet of Ballslap 6... now I'm starting to wonder if you have the first damned clue what you're talking about. Try to thrust a little harder instead of just inserting and falling asleep, boy.

Man, no wonder your technique is ****ed: banging away furiously like an automaton like that - I can't imagine much more of a turn off. No wonder your ladyfriends are faking their orgasms so they can beg you to stop!

Sorry, never had ballslap like that in my life - clearly this is where you're going wrong thrusting away like a robot till you blow your wad. I now understand why you think when male orgasms occur is uncontrollable. Poor girl - no wonder your relationships don't last...

Hence the phrase "a few." You'd be surprised how many inexperienced gals don't even know they're physically capable of multiple .orgs, so after the first big one they start acting like it's over and it's not polite to "impose" after that point. More common among more repressed religious types, but definitely rare.

Wow, taking advantage of inexperienced girls now? Guess they've not got anything better to compare with, I suppose - not that I actually believe you - too many inconsistencies in your story...

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[Darius871]

Seriously, 60-90 shags in five years is truly poor - especially when this apparently includes girlfriends - but only a few times a week! Dude, you get a new g/f and you're shagging like bunnies in the beginning; you know, not coming up for air the whole w/e type of thing; coupla times a session; coupla sessions a day - that sort of thing at least for the first month of a relationship...

I'm not boasting or anything, actually the opposite - any red blooded male with the opportunity would have that sort of appetite!

But hey, if the girl isn't that in to you - I can imagine her having a 'headache' (best cure is sex - FACT!), or 'washing her hair' when Mr Premature comes-a-callin'...



Actually, I'd say I'm probably pretty average in that department...



Well, you're the one with time on your hands...

Never played WoW in my life - and as for Poly, you've managed roughly twice as many posts as me despite the fact that you joined three years after me, so I'm not sure what it is you're trying to prove...? *fap*?



Sad thing is, you're so starved of sex that you actually think I'm exaggerating. Such a sad waste...



Man, no wonder your technique is ****ed: banging away furiously like an automaton like that - I can't imagine much more of a turn off. No wonder your ladyfriends are faking their orgasms so they can beg you to stop!

Sorry, never had ballslap like that in my life - clearly this is where you're going wrong thrusting away like a robot till you blow your wad. I now understand why you think when male orgasms occur is uncontrollable. Poor girl - no wonder your relationships don't last...



Wow, taking advantage of inexperienced girls now? Guess they've not got anything better to compare with, I suppose - not that I actually believe you - too many inconsistencies in your story...

Oh woe is me... I've failed to "impress" moby. How can I possibly go on???

when Mr Premature comes-a-callin'...

no wonder your technique is ****ed

...clearly this is where you're going wrong thrusting away like a robot till you blow your wad. I now understand why you think when male orgasms occur is uncontrollable.

An odd conclusion, given that I've never had any PE problems personally, nor have I implied otherwise. Basic logic would tell you that X defending Y from Z does not prove that X is Y, but you're free to assume whatever you like.

I'm not boasting or anything

Yes you are, to the point of pathetic overcompensation for obvious insecurities. Moby doth protest too much, methinks. That's what's truly depressing about this whole exercise, and why it was mildly amusing enough to drag this along, but you became a one-trick pony far too long ago.

[Darius871]

The planet of Ballslap 6... now I'm starting to wonder if you have the first damned clue what you're talking about. Try to thrust a little harder instead of just inserting and falling asleep, boy.

You don't always have to **** her hard.

Malformed URL, but assuming it's probably Tenacious D, let's just say... "feedback" has been to the contrary in my experience. Depends on the girl though, like everything else.

[MOBIUS]

An odd conclusion, given that I've never had any PE problems personally, nor have I implied otherwise. Basic logic would tell you that X defending Y from Z does not prove that X is Y, but you're free to assume whatever you like.

Wow, you're a bit sensitive about the premature ejaculation jibes, aren't you?

Yes you are, to the point of pathetic overcompensation for obvious insecurities. Moby doth protest too much, methinks. That's what's truly depressing about this whole exercise, and why it was mildly amusing enough to drag this along, but you became a one-trick pony far too long ago.

Yeah, I'm boasting about being average...

Either way, you're the one who has hardly got laid in the last five years. Seeing as you claim to have had a reasonable number of sexual partners in that timeframe - one can logically conclude that you are sexually dysfunctional in one way or another for those women not to stick around...

The fact that you're in denial about this situation is quite sad.

[Darius871]

Wow, you're a bit sensitive about the premature ejaculation jibes, aren't you?

Either way, you're the one who has hardly got laid in the last five years. Seeing as you claim to have had a reasonable number of sexual partners in that timeframe - one can logically conclude that you are sexually dysfunctional in one way or another for those women not to stick around...

The fact that you're in denial about this situation is quite sad.

Thanks doc, surely dispassionately stating simple facts means I'm "sensitive" and "in denial." You really try too hard.

[MOBIUS]

And you're avoiding the subject - if that's not denial, I don't know what is...

Your 'facts' seem to involve your own personal experience, which we've already decided is abnormal, and fly in the face of the experiences of a number of other posters.

I don't even need to try at all to point those facts out.

[Darius871]

Your 'facts' seem to involve your own personal experience, which we've already decided is abnormal, and fly in the face of the experiences of a number of other posters.

Strange you should say that, since I never cited a single personal experience as evidence supporting the simple statement that sensation is a significant part of a multiplicity of factors that combine to decide duration, which also includes technique, which I never denied is probably the most important factor by far.

Instead I quoted the opinion of a physician, who would tend to have more expertise than you, and also directed towards the variety of scientific research available from a cursory googling of the term "ejaculatory reflex arc." AC's article also supports the same proposition. I'm not going to waste any time finding even more sources when you'd dismiss them in any event, but the fact remains that I never relied on anecdotal evidence, as much as you'd like me to.

Keep trying to get a rise out of me though. Oh goodness, my "manhood" is impugned by a stranger... how could I ever go on???

[MOBIUS]

Look. A whole bunch of people on this thread have dissed your quoted opinion because what you're saying is plain wrong. Of course once you get past the 'point of no return' it's - well it's the point of no return! What all of us said, to a man, was that you can postpone that point virtually forever with practice. You say you never relied on anecdotal evidence - so how do you know what you're saying is true...?

My sneaking suspicion is that you are speaking anecdotally: you've never learned the technique to delay ejaculation and basically can't control when you shoot your load - hence you believe what you say is true and closed your mind to our real life experiences.

No wonder you can't keep a relationship...

[Darius871]

Look. A whole bunch of people on this thread have dissed your quoted opinion because what you're saying is plain wrong. Of course once you get past the 'point of no return' it's - well it's the point of no return! What all of us said, to a man, was that you can postpone that point virtually forever with practice.

How does you + Asher = "all of us to a man"? If anything there's only one man in that equation.

My sneaking suspicion is that you are speaking anecdotally

See if I care what you assume.

No wonder you can't keep a relationship...

Problem: the word "can't" implies that one tries and fails. That's quite different from "won't" in the sense of deliberately avoiding long-term relationships like the plague (to the chagrin of at least two girls I can think of), because I happen have other priorities in life that have easily consumed 14-16 hours of every single day for the past several years, and will continue to for at least the next two years, leaving no room for the ladies beyond maybe a night or two a month, which adds up to a guaranteed one-night stand whether or not she calls the next day. You'll find that a lot of people that don't intend to flip burgers for life, unlike you, often have to make that trade-off. If you have enough spare time lying around to be the insatiable man-slut that you purport to be, good for you.

[MOBIUS]

That's quite different from "won't" in the sense of deliberately avoiding long-term relationships like the plague (to the chagrin of at least two girls I can think of), because I happen have other priorities in life that have easily consumed 14-16 hours of every single day for the past several years, and will continue to for at least the next two years, leaving no room for the ladies beyond maybe a night or two a month, which adds up to a guaranteed one-night stand whether or not she calls the next day.

Ah, I get it - you're addicted to WoW, it makes perfect sense now!

You'll find that a lot of people that don't intend to flip burgers for life, unlike you, often have to make that trade-off. If you have enough spare time lying around to be the insatiable man-slut that you purport to be, good for you.

Actually, what you describe sounds like a pathetic existence where you're incapable of balancing your work/life priorities. Whatever it is you're working towards frankly can't be worth that sort of sacrifice, especially considering you could be run over by a bus tomorrow...

****, what a loser.