Circumcision Just Keeps Getting Better!!!

[Docfeelgood]

Lasting around 20-30min is all I ever need

You the man also!

[Kidlicious]

That's not even a word. And this is exactly what I'm talking about.

Yes it is. It's just spelled wrong. Tripple fail.

[Asher]

Yes it is. It's just spelled wrong. Tripple fail.

Tripple isn't a word either.

Christ.

[Kidlicious]

Tripple isn't a word either.

Christ.

You're repeating yourself again.

[Alinestra Covelia]

It is so hard to have a real pissingcontest on the web.

Even if you did, the woman would probably win.

[/obscure reference to a really old post]

[MOBIUS]

Oh? Who said that?

You did...

In all honesty after enough practice the vast majority of my [non-drunk] few dozen sessions in the past half-decade...

'Few dozen': if we're generous that's 5x12=60

'Half-decade': 5

So 60 divided by 5 = 12, or an average of once a month over 5 years - which is a veritable droughtfest!

How many girlfriends is that? Cos it's not too much of a stretch to get through 60 shags in a month or two in a new relationship...

Unless it's 60 different one night stands where each girl has disgustedly kicked you out of bed cos you're crap in bed.

In other words (my words) "hardly got laid in the last five years..."

were well in the ballpark of 20-30 minutes before just bailing more because of blueballs/soreness than actually losing control...

Blueball/soreness after 20-30 minutes...!!?

What planet are you on!?

and a few other times because the ladyfriend came early and didn't appear to be very into continuing after that point.

Personally, I've only ever met one girl who has EVER wanted to stop after they've come - usually they want "More, More, More...!!!"

[Darius871]

Lasting around 20-30min is all I ever need

You the man also!

Tell me you're kidding. That's peanuts compared to infinity.

[Darius871]

You did...



'Few dozen': if we're generous that's 5x12=60

'Half-decade': 5

So 60 divided by 5 = 12, or an average of once a month over 5 years - which is a veritable droughtfest!

How many girlfriends is that? Cos it's not too much of a stretch to get through 60 shags in a month or two in a new relationship...

Unless it's 60 different one night stands where each girl has disgustedly kicked you out of bed cos you're crap in bed.

In other words (my words) "hardly got laid in the last five years..."

I really didn't care enough keep track or pore over the math, but in my vague recollection 1-2 times a month on average probably is accurate, with a few "peaks" where there were semi-steady GF's involving a few times a week, and the rest being one-night stands (many of which were with repeat girls who just didn't want a commitment, some whose calls I didn't return, some who knew from the get-go it wouldn't be a serious thing, and typical crap like that, not getting "kicked out of bed" whatever that means).

But I suppose that does qualify as "hardly" compared to your swingin' bachelor pad; I'm sure you can't push the ladies away fast enough between WoW fights and inane Apolyton posts, or whatever the hell it is you do. Unlike you I'm secure enough not to blatantly exaggerate my prowess and exploits to impress a bunch of polytubbies I'll never even meet in real life. Classic overcompensation dude. Don't try so hard.

Blueball/soreness after 20-30 minutes...!!?

What planet are you on!?

The planet of Ballslap 6... now I'm starting to wonder if you have the first damned clue what you're talking about. Try to thrust a little harder instead of just inserting and falling asleep, boy.

Personally, I've only ever met one girl who has EVER wanted to stop after they've come - usually they want "More, More, More...!!!"

Hence the phrase "a few." You'd be surprised how many inexperienced gals don't even know they're physically capable of multiple .orgs, so after the first big one they start acting like it's over and it's not polite to "impose" after that point. More common among more repressed religious types, but definitely rare.

[Docfeelgood]

Tell me you're kidding. That's peanuts compared to infinity.

For real.
most of the women I have been with do not like to go longer that 30 minutes.
They complain that is makes them sore and/or tired.
I hear women state they wish they could have a man with a big penis and last all night but when they get it they complain
story of my life

[Kidlicious]

most of the women I have been with do not like to go longer that 30 minutes.

You're doing it wrong.

[Docfeelgood]

You aren't doing it right.

Please tell me how, oh mighty master of the bedroom!

[Kidlicious]

Please tell me how, oh mighty master of the bedroom!

I don't know what you are doing wrong. But if she likes you she will want to have sex with you often. And if she has sex often she will not get sore after 30 minutes.

[Docfeelgood]

I don't know what you are doing wrong. But if she likes you she will want to have sex with you often. And if she has sex often she will not get sore after 30 minutes.

you the man!

[Naked Gents Rut]

The planet of Ballslap 6... now I'm starting to wonder if you have the first damned clue what you're talking about. Try to thrust a little harder instead of just inserting and falling asleep, boy.

You don't always have to **** her hard.

[Alexander's Horse]

why prolong the agony?