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Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia View Post...me neither. Don't feel bad about it. You define who you are, not the penis.
Sorry, couldn't find the original King Missile video.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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My brother once told me about a prank he pulled on his middle school science teacher. Before class he drew a picture of a giant boner on the blackboard, then pulled down the projector screen to cover it. Teacher walks in, yanks up the screen, and promptly has a fit.
...just FYI.
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With what you have
Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia View Post...me neither. Don't feel bad about it. You define who you are, not the penis.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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So can Asher. What's your point?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Too bad that we live in a society where this kind of thing is glorified. The parents weren't even mad! I'd leave my runt out to dry if he defaced my property like that.Check out my website: www.rtwinger.com
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Sometimes it can take a long time to discover a penis. This BBC News article is from 2003, but the penis in question existed about 425 million years ago.
Ancient fossil penis discovered
By Dr David Whitehouse
BBC News Online science editor
Ostracode, Science
The virtual ostracode (top) with its modern relative (bottom)
Scientists have identified the oldest male fossil animal yet discovered. It is an ocean-dwelling creature from 425-million-year-old rocks in the UK.
Unusually, its soft parts are well preserved as well as its hard shell. It has limbs for swimming and feeding.
It also has what scientists say is the oldest penis seen in the fossil record.
Researchers are puzzled as to why the ancient creature appears so similar to its modern relatives. Their research is to be found in the journal Science.
Three dimensional details
The fossil record is packed with shells thought to be from a group of arthropods called ostracodes. They are so numerous and varied that geologists use them to date rock layers.
Their soft tissues are rarely seen but David Siveter, of the University of Leicester, and colleagues found an ancient ostracode that had been buried in volcanic ash during the Silurian Period.
The creature quickly mineralised and had its most delicate tissues preserved.
The find was made in the county of Herefordshire.
"It pushes back our knowledge about the palaeo-biology of an important group of animals by more than 200 million years," Professor Siveter told the BBC.
Click here to listen to David Siveter on Science In Action
His team cracked open the rock that entombed the creature and used a "shave and photograph" technique that yielded a virtual fossil with carefully preserved three-dimensional details.
Amazing swimmer
"The whole animal is amazing," Professor Siveter added. "We have got something we could only dream about."
Fossil section, Science
The rock was subjected to a "shave and photograph" technique
The ostracode's appendages suggest that it swam and scavenged for food along the ocean floor. It was also definitely male as it has the oldest known example of a penis.
The scientists say that the five-millimetre-long fossil is remarkably similar to some modern ostracodes, suggesting an extremely low rate of evolutionary change over the last 425 million years.
"This is a demonstration of unbelievable stability," said Dr Tom Cronin, of the US Geological Survey.
As the discoverer of a new species, David Siveter and his co-researchers provided the name for the ostracode. They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis"."lol internet" ~ AAHZ
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