General Purpose Thread

[The Mad Monk]

I can't believe this site censors Disney songs.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Fetal Steve!

https://www.fetalsteve.com

[Alinestra Covelia]

A friend of mine started dating a dude, and early on in the relationship he waited till she was drunk before telling her he had herpes. She was drunk and thought he was joking.

Then later on he told her he had a kid, who lived with the mother.

Then later on my friend had unprotected sex with him and was reminded, early next morning, that he had herpes. She then missed her period.

Tests showed she didn't have herpes. She also wasn't pregnant. But she had some sort of uterine growth that could make her infertile. They operated and removed it and left her with limited fertility. They said if she wants to have kids at any point, she'd better have one soon, because the growth could recur and sterilize her for good.

So on top of all that, she went back to her parents' place to let them meet her boyfriend. This got very ugly and they stuck her with an in-house curfew. (WTF?!) At this point my friend is ready to pack her bags and leave the homestead with boyfriend in tow and just enjoy their two-week vacation overseas, but the boyfriend is being all chivalric and saying that he doesn't want to give them any more reason to blame it on him.

She hasn't even gotten around to telling her family about her uterine growth and to ask for their advice on whether she should have a kid.

Such drama! It's why I'm glad my most recent boyfriend moved to Canada and I'm currently nose-deep in law school work.

[ZEE]

id rather fap.

[DaShi]

Can't she freeze her eggs and get a surrogate mommy?

[Alinestra Covelia]

^ That's what I suggested. I figured since she still has one functioning ovary, she can have some eggs taken out and frozen until further down the line. Right now, doctors are saying "have the kid without delay" which is a crappy way to put pressure on her for such an important decision. :/


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Oh, also: "stats" spelled backwards is "stats". Discuss.

[Zkribbler]

Oh, also: "stats" spelled backwards is "stats". Discuss.

[ZEE]

my extreme paranoia gets completely out of control all day long and this is how i vent... at high volumes.


my medication.

[Wiglaf]

**** You Wiglaf. Or do the world a favour and go start ****ing BK and turn him into a big puff akin to Asher

There, I feel better now

This post does not even form a coherent thought. It contains at least one spelling error (without the asterisks it might be three) and one word ("puff") that is somehow more ambiguous than my ex-girlfriend's vagina. You're an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else who looks like Captain Picard. Let's face facts: you never served in a war, you don't know any Jewish people, and you've been receiving welfare checks ever since they started letting mute asexual gays into the military. You don't know what it's like to live in the real world, I do, and whiners telling me to have sex with Burger King and transform other posters into cotton candy is not going to faze me. Try another tactic, girlfriend; I just ordered a ham so I'll be a while.

[ZEE]

i do not feel well tonight.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Seven years ago, I finished a fan fiction "Joe" which referred to a character named "Hu Man Bing" - loosely based on my good friend Bing. The character loves shotguns.

Two years ago, Bing started writing a fan fiction which refers to a character that's loosely based on me. She's a pottymouth, an alcoholic, and sexually promiscuous. But she's not all good - she does have one major character flaw. She's a journalist.

[ZEE]

i do not feel well tonight.

oh BTW i havent drank (alcohol) in 2 weeks now. im trying to quit.

not easy.

[The Mad Monk]

Seven years ago, I finished a fan fiction "Joe" which referred to a character named "Hu Man Bing" - loosely based on my good friend Bing. The character loves shotguns.

Two years ago, Bing started writing a fan fiction which refers to a character that's loosely based on me. She's a pottymouth, an alcoholic, and sexually promiscuous. But she's not all good - she does have one major character flaw. She's a journalist.

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So...are you Pee Jee, or Aubrey?

[Alinestra Covelia]

I'm not sure I understand the reference.

[The Mad Monk]

http://www.somethingpositive.net/

I think you'll like it.