General Purpose Thread

[ZEE]

AAHZ OPENLY WENT INTO THE "HELLS OF THE INTERNET" FOR OVER A YEAR...

AND CAME OUT STRONGER.

I got a 3 month GP at /FW/ for now because i was becoming too much the center of everything, despite my efforts.

[Kuciwalker]

Wiglaf

[Lancer]

I for one welcome our general purpose overlords.

[SlowwHand]

[Japher]

In her spare time she like to waste time.
She was the type of person who danced really fast to really slow music, I found that endearing.

[Nikolai]

Once upon a time
Daylight decended from Heaven
Once upon a time
Night was not intended
Once upon a time
All was left up to our choice
Once upon a time
Chance was given, chance was lost

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Written by yours truly, one minute ago.

[Zkribbler]

Oops.

A US man who thought he was dying and confessed to having killed a neighbour in 1977 has been charged with murder after making a recovery, US media say.

James Brewer could now face the death penalty over the unsolved killing in Tennessee 32 years ago, reports say.

Convinced he was dying after a stroke, Mr Brewer reportedly admitted to police he shot dead 20-year-old Jimmy Carroll.

The 58-year-old, who had fled Tennessee after the killing, was arrested after his condition improved, reports say.

"He wanted to cleanse his soul, because he thought he was going to the great beyond," said police detective Tony Grasso, who interviewed Mr Brewer in an Oklahoma hospital, The Oklahoman website reported.

Mr Brewer had reportedly moved to Oklahoma from Tennessee after jumping bail after he was originally arrested and charged with Mr Carroll's murder in 1977.

The former factory worker changed his name to Michael Anderson and settled down with his wife, Dorothy, in the town of Shawnee.

The couple became active members of the local church, where Mrs Brewer established a Bible study group, reports say.

After suffering a stroke, Mr Brewer called police to his hospital bedside earlier this month, where he reportedly made the confession.

Detectives said Mr Brewer had admitted killing Mr Carroll, who he believed had been trying to seduce his wife.

However, Mr Brewer survived the illness and surrendered to authorities in his former home town of Hohenwald, Tennessee, after they were notified by the Oklahoma police.

[Guynemer]

Julie McGriff,
She gave me the syph.
Angie McKnapp,
I gave her the clap.

[Krill]

fap

[Guynemer]

trap

[Zero]

mods took a day off i guess?

[Zkribbler]

I think they all went to a seminar on how to detect and prevent spam.

[ZEE]

All my life i struggled to survive.
against the mockery, the fear, and blatent lies,
against the addictions, the poverty, and lost familial ties.
against the disease of a split mind to the chains of a corrupt love,
against all this bull**** i have risen above.

[The Mad Monk]

Look for the bare necessities,
The simple bare necessities,
Forget about your worries and your strife,
I mean the bare necessities,
Of mother natures recipies,
That bring the bare necessities to life.

Wherever I wonder,
Wherever I roam,
I couldnt be founder of my big home,
The bees are buzzing in the trees,
To make some honey just for me,
When you look under the rock for plants,
Take a glance at some pantsy ants,
Then maybe try a few.

the bare necessities of life will come to you,
they'll come to you.

look for the bare necessities,
the simple bare necessities,
forget about your worries and your strife,
i mean the bare necessities,
thats why a bear can rest at ease,
with just the bare necessities of life.

now when you pick a paw paw,
or a prickly pear,
and you ***** a wrong paw,
well next time, beware,
dont pick the prickly pear by the paw,
when you pick a pear, try to use the claw,
but you dont need to use the claw,
when you pick a pear of the big paw paw,
Have i givin you a clue?

[Tuberski]

61 year old Samuel Jackson as Sho'nuff!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mutha******s!!!!!

ACK!