Australian preverts

[Blaupanzer]

Is lecturing basic geography to Danish mailmen considered charity? If so, could I get some kind of tax credit for my time?

Not if you get it wrong! In that case, you should owe more taxes or something.

[Lorizael]

You're Prince Humperdink?

[Solomwi]

Shame we dont have a Timecop, one that could actually fullfill the title, PREVERT as in pre-pervert?

You know, stop the crime before it happens......

I'm more worried about Gen. Ripper finding out about these Australian preverts' preversions, and the preverts killing him for it and staging some kind of prevert revolution.

[KrazyHorse]

Col. Bat Guano will save us....

[Dauphin]

What is the number one reason for a day off work in Australia?

[RGBVideo]

It's almost as if you don't realise how stupid you sound when you refer to Australia definitively as being a continent. It's not definitive.

By the same reasoning people use to define Australia as a continent and not an island, Madagascar is also a continent. Similarly, Siberia and Alaska are geologically part of the same continent. Europe is really just a bunch of peninsulas off Asia. North and South America are also connected.

It is probably more accurately described as both, or an island continent.

Australia is an island which is part of a continent of Australasia, or Oceania if you want to include the numerous micro-sized islands in the south Pacific.

Summary: You're more correct than you realize, there's no way "Australia" can be defined as a continent. It's name of the nation first, name of the island second.