Omg

[SlowwHand]

I was over at Facebook looking around. Ran a search on my high school senior year for this blonde beauty I used to have a crush on.
She's a cow.
If I saw her, I would have no idea in the world who this woman is.
No more searching for me. I don't want to know.

[Zkribbler]

I hope you didn't watch the roast of Larry the Cable Guy last night. You'd have seen what happened to Marcia Brady.

[Dinner]

I was over at Facebook looking around. Ran a search on my high school senior year for this blonde beauty I used to have a crush on.
She's a cow.
If I saw her, I would have no idea in the world who this woman is.
No more searching for me. I don't want to know.

Years can be unkind especially to the young hot thing which is now old, fat, and ugly.

[Dinner]

I hope you didn't watch the roast of Larry the Cable Guy last night. You'd have seen what happened to Marcia Brady.

Maureen McCormick, the actress who played Marcia Brady, also became a crack whore for a while trading sex for cocaine. Still, I bet the time the guy was saying to himself "dude, I'm ****ing Marcia Brady".

[Lorizael]

I ran into this chick I used to have a crush on in high school at the doctor's office a couple months ago. She was a cow, too. It was a good day for my self esteem, which I admit is probably pretty selfish.

[SlowwHand]

She's been married 30 years to a classmate that has a successful construction business.
I'm sure she's happy. Kids and grandkids. I was shocked though. I sent the link to my brother, so he could show my mother. Mom knew her. Holy cripes.
I remember this other girl, always trying to get me in bed. "Nope, I'm seeing Jan."
"Well, when did already seeing someone start bothering you", she asked.
"When I started seeing Jan."
I should have nailed that girl.

[Tuberski]

Maureen McCormick, the actress who played Marcia Brady, also became a crack whore for a while trading sex for cocaine. Still, I bet the time the guy was saying to himself "dude, I'm ****ing Marcia Brady".

It was made known on the roast last night that she traded sex for drugs. IIRC, she's the one that brought it up.

ACK!

[Tuberski]

I hope you didn't watch the roast of Larry the Cable Guy last night. You'd have seen what happened to Marcia Brady.

Gary Busey was awesome!

ACK!

[Docfeelgood]

I had a few women from my past look me up and it was all the same thing.
They all looked like thirty miles of bad road.
My memories are better than the present.

[Zkribbler]

There's a scene in Bernard Cornwell's Warlord Chronicles where the main character goes to meet his biological father for the first time.
"How's your mother?"
"She's old and fat."
"Yes. That's the thing about young, beautiful women. They are get old and fat. Luckily for us, there are always more young, beautiful women."
...ah, for the good old years of A.D. 500.

[Darius871]

Gary Busey was awesome!

ACK!

indeed




And is it just me or does Lias Lampanelli suck on wheels? If so, why does she have to be in EVERY SINGLE ROAST?!?!?

[Straybow]

I hope you didn't watch the roast of Larry the Cable Guy last night. You'd have seen what happened to Marcia Brady.

I dunno, this ain't bad for 50

[SlowwHand]

Especially considering the trials and tribulations.

[Barnabas]

That happened to me with a girl I dated in 2003, and I accidentally saw her again last year at a bus stop.

She didn't get fat or anything, but she looked old. But I just think that what happened is that I didn't see her for many years, and in my imagination, when I remembered her, she was too perfect.

[Blaupanzer]

I remember this other girl, always trying to get me in bed. "Nope, I'm seeing Jan."
"Well, when did already seeing someone start bothering you", she asked.
"When I started seeing Jan."
I should have nailed that girl.

I think we all have a couple of girls in our memories that we now wish we'd nailed. Sometimes these ladies creep into my dreams as omens of incompleteness, still the same age and I'm sure better looking than they were then. Funny how that is.

The old man's lament: "If only I had known then what I know now." This is often followed by "Youth is wasted on the young." If you get to thinking that way, Knock it off!