Funny Pictures, This time for sure.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Believe it or not, there's a job milking turkeys. The turkeys currently bred for food consumption have been selected for breast meat, meaning that they have such huge amounts of chest muscles, that the male turkeys can't physically inseminate the females. There's simply too much muscle mass in the way.

So now the only way they can reproduce is with human intervention.

[Donegeal]

Why do you know this?

[DaShi]

I thought everyone knew that. Turkey inseminator is a proud and respected profession.

[self biased]

I'm unaware of a vid of it being used. I'll have to look for it someday.

trust me, I don't have good judgement.

i found one the other day while i was in a meeting.

[DaShi]

Was this a counterglow "meeting?"

[self biased]

if you have to ask...

[OzzyKP]

[OzzyKP]

[Winston]

Forklift checkers

[Chemical Ollie]

Believe it or not, there's a job milking turkeys. The turkeys currently bred for food consumption have been selected for breast meat, meaning that they have such huge amounts of chest muscles, that the male turkeys can't physically inseminate the females. There's simply too much muscle mass in the way.

So now the only way they can reproduce is with human intervention.

Turkeys are not mammals, they have no milk. On the other hand, they have big breast

By the way, I always thought birds mated doggy style (birdie style), so breast size wouldn't matter?

[Thoth]

"milking" is being used as a euphemism. :cough: Another term for turkey inseminator is "turkey jerker"

And it's the size of the male turkey's breast muscles that are getting in the way.

[Dis]

am I the only one turned on by the women servicing that horse?

And yes milking is the PC way of saying it. Not accurate in any way. I suppose it sounds less dirty that way. Though it'd still sound dirty if I went out to the street and asked random women to milk me.

[duke o' york]

Yes, yes you are.

If you're referring to the act itself. Maybe the woman doing it is charming, but how can we know?

[Alinestra Covelia]

am I the only one turned on by the women servicing that horse?

Well I'm sure they'd be nice enough to let you have a go. Just ask them nicely and they'll take a break.

[SlowwHand]

Nice shot.