Idea for a new world order

[Heraclitus]

Which countries that shouldn't really exist (add your own to the list).

a) Belgium (split it up, I mean they are practically begging for it.)

b) Austria (why not make it part of Germany? They speak the same language and they gave their northern neighbours Hitler, that's as German as you can get. )

[Heraclitus]

Also why are Australia and New Zeland two countries? Are the cultural differences really that great?

[BeBMan]

Countries are a bad idea anyway. We should go back to city states

[Heresson]

Also why are Australia and New Zeland two countries? Are the cultural differences really that great?

Actually New Zealand was supposed to be part of Australia federation / dominium, but opted for no.

Anyway:

Israel.

USA too, to think of it.

[Heresson]

Countries are a bad idea anyway. We should go back to city states

You Germans have that in blood. Being divided into 1000 little states.
I guess living in Berlin during Cold War must have been like living in a city-state for You too.
Or were You from the other half? hmmm

[Sandman]

Why not rationalise the Balkans while we're at it?

[Riesstiu IV]

Yes in this new world order I envision, all nations will be converted to Hollywood theme parks for American tourists.

France = Euro-Disneyland. The numerous medieval castles and manors will be refurbished to make room for the disney princess characters.

Germany = Bavaria will be turned into Octoberfest Central all year round.

UK = Turned into "Sherlock Holmes Mystery Land!" Fog machines will run throughout the years, a shield will blot out the sun, and citizens will be forced to wear stuffy Victorian era clothes and live in elaborate, darkly lit mansions with a new murder every week for them to solve! Was it the butler?

Scotland = Braveheart theme park with roller coasters running through the highlands. Scots will be required to wear kilts and carry around massive claymores.

Ireland = Citizens will be required to dress as fairies and leprechauns while prancing outdoors. Pots of chocolate gold coins will be placed behind random rainbow machines.

Iraq = Aladdin Theme Park. Suicide bombers will be explained as "special effects" for the genie character.

Romania = Dracula's Kingdom. Some of the population will be given rabies and fur skins to make them into werewolves and the albinos will be made into vampires. Tourists will get wooden steaks and rifles with silver bullets. Great attraction for emos and goths.

Greece = "300" theme park. This is SPARTAAAA! Greeks will be forced to live in city states and fight each other in pitched battles every year.

Chechnya = Remove the population but keep the buildings. It will become a paintball course.

[Heresson]

Good ideas

[Solomwi]

Slovenia - to cut down on the violence between all the different Balkan peoples, it should be merged with Serbia, Kosovo, Bosnia, etc., into some sort of federal pan-Slavic union.

Poland - Really, what purpose does an independent Poland serve? Give half to Russia, half to Germany and be done with it.

Implement these along with Riesstiu and Heraclitus' ideas and I think we're 90% of the way to solving the world's political problems.

[Barnabas]

Heraclitus is wrong, the southern catholic german states should join Austria, and Hungary should join them too.

And Slovenia, to get acess to the sea.
Slovenians will surely abandon their language in favour of German.

[Seeker]

I think all the FRES (Former Roman Empire States) should rejoin Italy, so you can experience the benefits of the Italian political and economic system again.

Enough of this useless pretending that you are 'different' with 'national identities'!

We all know that was just the product of foreign splittists trying to divide the Roman People.