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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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Yeah, but doesn't he then have to, you know, do something different? Whether that was Cramer's goal in poking the bear or not, if an actual change comes out of it I'd be happy. (Note actual change, not just rebranding, which I suspect won't work in this case since Stewart will just destroy him again in the future if he tries to claim changes that aren't manifested.)"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion
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He'll just take the uptick in ratings... and as shown earlier Cramer was calling out some companies beforehand, just every once in a while. As long as he continues that, he can say he's doing what he says.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi View PostYeah, but doesn't he then have to, you know, do something different? Whether that was Cramer's goal in poking the bear or not, if an actual change comes out of it I'd be happy. (Note actual change, not just rebranding, which I suspect won't work in this case since Stewart will just destroy him again in the future if he tries to claim changes that aren't manifested.)
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View PostI know this has been asked over and over and over again, but which regulations were dismantled? Don't say, Gramm-Leach-Bliley, because you should know that's a retarded answer.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Monday, January 11, 2010
The Daily Show with John Yoo - January 11, 2010
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The Daily Show
January 11, 2010
Guest:
John Yoo
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Stewart: everyone on earth hates your ****ing
guts and fears your broken soul
Yoo: yeah but people love you so it’s the same
Stewart: it seems like they came to you and
said ‘give us permission to crush a child’s balls’
and you said ‘how hard?’
Yoo: that’s true but we were under threat by
nutjobs with boxcutters
Stewart: so you weren’t following the law
but panicking?
Yoo: no there’s a special law to follow if you’re
really really scared
Stewart: I didn’t know that was in the Constitution
Yoo: Congress and the Supreme Court could
have stopped us
Stewart: really how?
Yoo: they could have defunded our ball crushing
Stewart: if they know you're crushing
balls day and night
Yoo: all they had to do was follow the screams
Stewart: but I thought we signed a treaty
banning torture
Yoo: yeah but there’s nothing in the treaty
about not crushing balls
Stewart: but we prosecuted people for torture
Yoo: but not for ball crushing
Stewart: I’m so confused
Yoo: look we either ball crush or we give the terrorists Miranda rights
Stewart: no in between?
Yoo: dude I don’t make the rules
Stewart: according to you the Framers wanted
us to have a dictatorship
Yoo: yes but only when a President has allowed
a massive terror attack to happen - then you
can go to town
Stewart: I see
Yoo: our best Presidents were all radical
dictator war Presidents
Stewart: why did you even bother following
the law when your whole philosophy is
‘terrortime baby - **** the law’
Yoo: look I never actually told Bush ball
crushing was legal
Stewart: jesus christ I don’t know if that the
worst thing I’ve heard or not
Yoo: look America needs a Lincoln or Hitler or
Bush even if the price is sometimes a power-mad fascist like Nixon or Obama
Stewart: you sir, are one sick, sick man
Yoo: thank you Jon
Stewart: no really I thank you - now I understand
the banality of evil that allowed the Holocaust
to happenI'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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It was the most interesting search hit I got on "yoo daily show". Too early for anything good.
And the computer I'm on atm has Flash disabled. No viewing until I go home...I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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Not available in Canada so I can't see it either.
Someone transcribe?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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Someone transcribe?
It was basically like every Poly thread on the topic ever, with Stewart as the pissed-off lefty using the word "torture" as often as possible and Yoo as the uber-rational righty pointing out that there's a wide range of interrogation techniques, many falling short of torture, and that someone needed to determine what was torture (and therefore not allowable for American interrogators to use in the war on terror) and what wasn't.KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
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When Jon Stewart Fails.
There is an unexpected silence in the liberal blogosphere after last night's highly anticipated Daily Show episode, in which Jon Stewart hosted John Yoo, the author of many of the Bush administration's torture memos and one of the people most responsible for giving legal sanction to the practice of torture. That's probably because Stewart found himself completely outmatched by a charming, tactful Yoo who seemed far better prepared to defend granting virtually unlimited powers to the executive branch than ever before. Put simply, Stewart failed to make Yoo look like he had done anything wrong. In fact, he made him look entirely reasonable. Stewart fares slightly better in the extended interview, but on the whole he was visibly out of his weight class.
Wow. Even TAPPED agrees that Stewart got pwned...KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
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Spencer Ackerman thinks Stewart got pwned, as well.
John Yoo Wins Battle of ‘The Daily Show’
It’s a testament to Jon Stewart’s extraordinary abilities to speak sensibly in an age of insanity that we expect him to skewer knaves like John Yoo, the former Office of Legal Counsel torture advocate, who appeared on “The Daily Show” last night. Stewart has a great command of the facts and of his medium. Still, maybe it shouldn’t disappoint us to recognize that Yoo skillfully deflected most of Stewart’s assaults.
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
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