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Originally posted by Jon Miller View PostYou tried once, what makes yuo thiink you will succeed this time?
JMLife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Originally posted by Agathon View PostSlowwy. Deep down you're really a nice, decent guy.
HA!
That's what you think.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostWe won't be hauling around excess baggage, in the form of other states.
JMJon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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Texas has justice in Ranger J.J.McQuade
Texas has a weapons arsenal with machine guns
Texas Airforce
Texas Navy
and Texas is environmentally conscience of whats being exported, beef and dairy products, with love from Texas
Brought to you by Grandpa "Respector of all things Texas" TrollHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah
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which it would have under I think the Republicans as well in this situation; they were taking us to the same place, just slower
And it's funny he should mention "cells" of people in the midst of others. Since, y'know. Terrorists operate that way.B♭3
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Also, that doesn't jive very well with his Chun Kuk Do's tenets:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
8. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
9. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, family and my friends.
10. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.B♭3
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Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia View PostStems operate that way too, if I'm not mistaken.B♭3
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Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostHow long have I been telling you that Texas leaving was a possibility? Try paying attention.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Feel free. Whatever it takes.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Originally posted by Japher View PostRemember the Alamo!
It means stay and fight!
Apparently in Texas it means "Don't do what those idiots did.""Dear IRS,
I'm sorry to inform you that I'm not going to be able to pay the taxes owed on April 15th, but all is not lost. I paid these taxes, accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gas tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city tax, school and county property tax up to 33% the last four years. Real estate tax, Social Security tax, road use tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, sales franchise tax, state unemployment tax, federal excise tax, telephone tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle tax, registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma, Mexico sales tax and many more I can't recall and I've run out of space and money. When you do not receive my check April 15th, just know that it was an honest mistake. Please treat me the same as the way you've treated Congressman Charlie Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, ex-congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss, Timothy Geithner. No penalties, no interest. PS, I'll make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
Ed Barnett,
Wichita Falls.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.
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