Deranged Freeper Loses It #243: Chuck Norris

[DaShi]

How long have I been telling you that Texas leaving was a possibility? Try paying attention.

Cut and run.

[SlowwHand]

You tried once, what makes yuo thiink you will succeed this time?

JM

We won't be hauling around excess baggage, in the form of other states.

[SlowwHand]

Slowwy. Deep down you're really a nice, decent guy.

HA!
That's what you think.

[Agathon]

HA!
That's what you think.

I did say deep down.

[Jon Miller]

We won't be hauling around excess baggage, in the form of other states.

So you are relying on the rest of the US not wanting to keep you this time?

JM

[Grandpa Troll]

Tooo fawneeeee



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[Grandpa Troll]

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[Q Classic]

which it would have under I think the Republicans as well in this situation; they were taking us to the same place, just slower

By "slower", he means "faster", right?

And it's funny he should mention "cells" of people in the midst of others. Since, y'know. Terrorists operate that way.

[Q Classic]

Also, that doesn't jive very well with his Chun Kuk Do's tenets:

1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
8. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
9. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, family and my friends.
10. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.

He violates 4-9, which is the majority.

[Alinestra Covelia]

By "slower", he means "faster", right?

And it's funny he should mention "cells" of people in the midst of others. Since, y'know. Terrorists operate that way.

Stems operate that way too, if I'm not mistaken.

[Q Classic]

Stems operate that way too, if I'm not mistaken.

By God, you're right! How could we have forgotten about stem cells? Obama's killing babies to make them, too, and since science doesn't need them anymore, there's only one reason to do that...

[chequita guevara]

How long have I been telling you that Texas leaving was a possibility? Try paying attention.

Can we kick you out if you won't leave?

[SlowwHand]

Feel free. Whatever it takes.

[Agathon]

Texas is like the kind of neighbour who has wrecked cars up on blocks on his front lawn, and who stages weekly heavyweight bouts with his wife at 2am on a Sunday.

[The Mad Monk]

Remember the Alamo!

It means stay and fight!

Apparently in Texas it means "Don't do what those idiots did."

"Dear IRS,

I'm sorry to inform you that I'm not going to be able to pay the taxes owed on April 15th, but all is not lost. I paid these taxes, accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gas tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city tax, school and county property tax up to 33% the last four years. Real estate tax, Social Security tax, road use tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, sales franchise tax, state unemployment tax, federal excise tax, telephone tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle tax, registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma, Mexico sales tax and many more I can't recall and I've run out of space and money. When you do not receive my check April 15th, just know that it was an honest mistake. Please treat me the same as the way you've treated Congressman Charlie Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, ex-congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss, Timothy Geithner. No penalties, no interest. PS, I'll make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

Ed Barnett,

Wichita Falls.

There are many ways to fight.