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    Have we pissed off the Big Fella?

    In the last month, the people of Melbourne and Victoria have endured the worst bushfires in history, a hurricane (first time ever) and now tonight a 4.7 earthquake (we've never had a tremor over 2.0).

    Is this armageddon? Or have we pissed off the Big Fella?
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    Relax, it's just armageddon...if you see any darkly dressed blokes on horses, say hi from me!
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #3
      Yeah I passed them on the freeway yesterday. They got stuck on the south-eastern.

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      • #4
        if you see any darkly dressed blokes on horses, say hi from me!
        Thats New Zealand, not Australia
        "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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        • #5
          Do you really find it so difficult to believe that we pissed off "Big Fella"? Look around.
          We ruin everything we come in contact with.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
            Do you really find it so difficult to believe that we pissed off "Big Fella"? Look around.
            We ruin everything we come in contact with.
            Then maybe he should have made us out of something other than dirt?
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              We may be making Him impatient, as Sloww says. I don't see how Australia has been especially decadent, profligate, greedy, et al any more than the rest of us, but I haven't been there. However, if we ever really piss Him off, you'll only have a few seconds to guess what's up, before its all gone. Bad way to find out which version of God is the real one when he is angry and you are partly to blame.
              No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
              "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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              • #8
                God had a commandment against shagging sheep, but for pragmatic reasons Moses hid it.
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #9
                  Dont worry, Ill take care of the refugees, the broken, and the lost.




                  (oh wait im already doing that.)
                  Order of the Fly

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                  • #10
                    I've noticed an usually high number of planes falling out of the sky too... weird.
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #11
                      That's normal - it's called landing.
                      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                        Do you really find it so difficult to believe that we pissed off "Big Fella"? Look around.
                        We ruin everything we come in contact with....except Texas
                        Fixed

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                          Then maybe he should have made us out of something other than dirt?

                          He took a hundred pounds of clay,
                          And then He said, "Hey, listen.
                          I'm gonna fix this world today
                          Because I know what's missin'."

                          So He rolled his big sleeves up,
                          And a brand new world began.
                          He created a wooooooman and
                          Lots of lovin' for a man.

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                          • #14
                            God has had it out for Australia ever since you guys conspired with that stingray to kill Steve Irwin.

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                            • #15
                              Actually, if you listen to Penticostal Pastors our recent abortion laws are to blame for all these natural disasters.

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                              http://www.smh.com.au/national/pastors-abortion-dream-inflames-bushfire-tragedy-20090210-832f.html

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