CNN anchorwoman Zain Verjee has something on her mind

[Lefty Scaevola]

A U.S. airline is now selling "penis" on flights, an anchorwoman has declared.
... Zain Verjee was reporting about Northwest Airlines now selling peanuts on flights.
Verjee mentioned the word "penis" three times instead of "peanuts."
"Northwest began serving penis this month as its merger partner Atlanta-based Delta airlines has done for years," Verjee said.
"Georgia is the top penis producing state in the country."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGOGAOiiJQ

[Grandpa Troll]

A U.S. airline is now selling "penis" on flights, an anchorwoman has declared.
... Zain Verjee was reporting about Northwest Airlines now selling peanuts on flights.
Verjee mentioned the word "penis" three times instead of "peanuts."
"Northwest began serving penis this month as its merger partner Atlanta-based Delta airlines has done for years," Verjee said.
"Georgia is the top penis producing state in the country."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGOGAOiiJQ

Come on, someone help her

I look at her and think, if you like shelled or hulled, I aint your man, but ifin you dont mind shucking that thar ear of corn, ahm your huckleberry

[Theben]

Well, ****, airlines are charging for everything else now, maybe there's a fee for admittance to the Mile High club.

[Grandpa Troll]

Well, ****, airlines are charging for everything else now, maybe there's a fee for admittance to the Mile High club.

I heard a possible STIMULUS PACKAGE was available, if men are willing to go the extra mile and make an extra effort, I believe they pay 2/3rds fare and the companion rides for free, but as with most fine prints, rules state companion riding for free must occupy same seat as paying customer, luggage must be packed tight, placed in rear of baggage compartment, must be 18 years of age, ect., ect., no vegetarian menus will be offered

I dont know, but sounds like this could catch on?

[Darius871]

A U.S. airline is now selling "penis" on flights, an anchorwoman has declared.
... Zain Verjee was reporting about Northwest Airlines now selling peanuts on flights.
Verjee mentioned the word "penis" three times instead of "peanuts."
"Northwest began serving penis this month as its merger partner Atlanta-based Delta airlines has done for years," Verjee said.
"Georgia is the top penis producing state in the country."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGOGAOiiJQ

This seems like a recurring theme among anchors:

"...including the district's top c*ck...I mean top c*ck...cop..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLkQeuU1LmM

"...but folks from that street sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blowjob...or a block party..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rnX9vJrn9o

[onodera]

I remember seeing a clip where a newsanchor was reading a tragic story but couldn't stop giggling hysterically for some reason. Anyone know what video I'm talking about?

[Kidlicious]

A U.S. airline is now selling "penis" on flights, an anchorwoman has declared.
... Zain Verjee was reporting about Northwest Airlines now selling peanuts on flights.
Verjee mentioned the word "penis" three times instead of "peanuts."
"Northwest began serving penis this month as its merger partner Atlanta-based Delta airlines has done for years," Verjee said.
"Georgia is the top penis producing state in the country."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGOGAOiiJQ

FAIL

[Q Classic]

It's not just her as a television announcer.

[onodera]

Found it

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770960